Join the hunt for the Thessalhydra. Play one of Mike’s personal favorite campaigns: The Hunt for Thessalhydra with the Stranger Things Dungeons & Dragons Starter Set. It’s just like being on the show, except you don’t have to worry about slipping into the upside down. $24.99

A pocket watch for your wrist. Give your pocket a break and complete your Steampunk ensemble with this EER Steam-Powered Entropy Watch. $349.99

Wish for tea. This Disney Aladdin Genie’s Lamp Teapot is here to grant your wish for the perfect tea receptable. Don’t like tea? Try putting other delicious beverages in your genie “lamp.” $24.99

A mole’s best friend. This Funko POP! Fallout 76: Mole Miner Vinyl Figure looks like a much cuter version of the creatures that try to attack you around mines. Now you can appreciate mole miners from a safe distance. $12.99

Master mined. This Funko POP! Fallout 76: Excavator Armor Vinyl Figure gives you the armor you need without any of the work. Granted it’s tiny, so getting into it is going to be a challenge. $12.99

Powerful defense in a small package. This Funko POP! Fallout 76: X-01 Power Armor Vinyl Figure gives you the armor you need without any of the work. Granted it’s tiny, so getting into it is going to be a challenge. $12.99

Now with 20% less radiation. You don’t have to fight Nukalurk Kings to get your own exclusive Fallout 1:1 T-51 Power Armor Nuka-Cola Helmet. No DLC required!

Recognizable reinvention. This Batman Rebirth 20″ Action Figure shows that you don’t have to completely reinvent a classic character’s costume to keep him relevant. DC’s Rebirth redefined Batman’s costume, making it more streamlined and modern. $44.99

She’s got freedom AND power. If this Funko POP! Sabrina and Salem Vinyl Figure is anything like the real Sabrina Spellman, we should be filled with a righteous wave of inspiration soon. $12.99

Needs more flair. Subtly display your growing unhappiness by picking up this Funko POP! Office Space: Joanna with Flair Vinyl Figure. And by subtly, we mean yell at your boss for imposing a flair quota. $12.99

Wear this pendant, you must. This Yoda Crystal Pendant Necklace lets you display your lightsaber crystal proudly, so everyone can see your power. Why put something beautiful in a metal casing where no one can see it? $29.99

It’s your father’s pendant. This Luke Skywalker Crystal Pendant Necklace lets you display your lightsaber crystal proudly, so everyone can see your power. Why put something beautiful in a metal casing where no one can see it? $29.99

We find your lack of pendants disturbing. This Darth Vader Crystal Pendant Necklace lets you display your lightsaber crystal proudly, so everyone can see your power. Why put something beautiful in a metal casing where no one can see it? $29.99

A button-up one man army. Give yourself something extra the next time you’re feeling a little intimidated by wearing this Punisher Woven Shirt. You’d be surprised how differently people treat you when you have the word “Punisher” on your chest. $24.99

Business casual + tacos. This Deadpool Party Woven Shirt will show everyone that you have tons of interests… from tacos to tacos, and even more tacos. Oh, and Deadpool too. $24.99

The best part of 1958. We’d say this NASA Space Bifold Wallet was out of this world, but that would imply that it’s hard to get your hands on it. But it’s not! You can order it right here on Earth. $19.99

The world’s greatest backpack. Leave it to NASA to make navigation much easier, especially in this NASA Patch Crossbody Bag. We haven’t taken as many wrong turns exploring the far reaches of our bag since we switched to this one. $39.99

Portable power. Wearing the ThinkGeek exclusive Thanos Gauntlet Pendant around your neck is a heavy burden, not because the pendant is heavy, but we ARE talking about the most powerful object in the world here. $39.99

We survived the Endgame. We’d like to think everyone who survived the most epic battle in the universe got one of these ThinkGeek exclusive Avengers Endgame Class Rings. Your favorite characters like REDACTED, REDACTED, and REDACTED probably have one of these bling rings on their $39.99

Get your life sorted. Find out what House you’re meant to be in with the Real Talking Sorting Hat. It’ll sort you into Slytherin Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff. Normally a talking hat would be creepy and unsettling, but for some reason the Sorting Hat is one of the most $29.99