Please wipe your feet before jumping into Bob-omb Battlefield. Make sure you wipe your feet before entering the castle, otherwise Toad is going to have to clean that up, and he holds a grudge for the longest time. $24.99
Don’t let the airlock hit you on the way out. This Earth from Space Door Cover was created from a photo taken in the cupola of the ISS while over some gorgeous blue green planet with clouds in its atmosphere – oh hey! That’s Earth! Who knew it was so pretty? Also, let us know […]
Wakanda forever. Invite visitors into your personal secret kingdom with this Welcome to Wakanda doormat. But be aware that savvy citizens will probably expect universal public healthcare, free university education, and a level of technology unsurpassed. $24.99
Yoo-hoo! This fleece throw gives you permission to bellow from the couch at all of your friends in the room, “You dared gaze at Cala Maria and now you must pay!” Hopefully they’ll pay in the form of soda and snack delivery so you don’t have to pause your game. $29.99
The Small Key cannot help you now. Wield the Boss Key to get into your place after a long day of adventuring when you’re greeted with this Zelda-themed doormat. Since YOU’RE the boss behind the door, your arrival is more likely to culminate in feet on the coffee table than a final battle. $24.99
“It’s a Tiny Beauty!” This die-cast metal model is a special version of the three-wheeled nuclear microcar in glossy candy apple red. Available only at ThinkGeek / Gamestop, we predict these beauties are going to fly off the lot. So don’t waste time, Wastelander. $99.99
Or, if you’d prefer, No-Majs also tolerated. Let everyone know yer a wizard with this Harry Potter door cover. With elastic at the corners sort of like a fitted bed sheet, this stretchy sleeve will slip over one side of your interior door to turn your private space into a wizard’s chambers. $39.99
Merely this and nothing more. This set, created for lovers of Edgar Allan Poe’s works, comes with a set of 20 notecards graced with Poe quotes and a pocket journal in case the only person you want to write to is yourself. That’s okay, too. $24.99
Alohomora. Establish what sort of person you are with friends and strangers and make it clear what sort of visitors are truly welcome when you put out this Harry Potter door mat. It boldly reads “Wizards Welcome (Muggles Tolerated)” beneath the image of a wand. $29.99
Who’s the fairest of them all? We promise you’ll be the fairest of them all when you place this Snow White Tabletop Magic Mirror on your vanity amidst your beauty blenders and panda face masks. The spirit inside the mirror is etched into the glass, and you know it’ll never lie to you. $29.99
Hour Reversal charm not included. Fine. This wall clock is a regular Muggle time-tracking device with an illustration of Hogwarts. And it has a sweet little pendulum, too, that features the HP logo and the golden snitch. But you’ll have to add any enchantments to it yourself. $29.99
A little waka-waka, a little pew-pew. For retro enthusiasts and video game aficionados, these Tiny Arcade video game cabinets can go with you anywhere, fitting in the palm of your hand. $19.99
M-I-C. K-E-Y. M-O-U-S-E. The 32 movers are custom-sculpted from either white or black vinyl. You’ll play with Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse as King and Queen, Donald Duck and Daisy Duck as Bishops, Pete and Goofy as Knights, and more. $69.99
Ricks: The Game of Strategic Interdimensional Conquest. This Rick & Morty version of Risk wisely limits you to controlling the planets and locations along the Central Finite Curve. You get to play as the Mythologs, Robot Dogs, Gazorpians, Post-Apocalyptic People, or the U.S. Government. $49.99
We wish you a merry kitsmas. This wreath features three kitties in festive holiday sweaters batting at various decorations, plus one extra cat noggin, and a huge bow. And it also has six flashy lights, much like that evil red laser dot that occasionally appears, but different. $19.99
Ugly sweater? Beauty’s in the eye of the Beholder. Here’s a holiday sweater for all of Santa’s elves, dwarves, halflings, gnomes, half-orcs, and, of course, humans. The black, red, and white Fair Isle pattern is made up of D20s, polearms, staves, and the dragon ampersand D&D logo on the front. $49.99
Still use a physical calendar? Buy this one. We’ve teamed up with the geniuses at Despair, Inc. again to bring you a totally demotivating and hilarious calendar. You’ll get a different Demotivator each month (see below) as well as important dates in geek history. $19.99
Never forget who you want to become! Take Shoto, for example. This vinyl figure captures a battle moment from the U.A. Sports Festival arc, when Shoto’s fighting our protagonist, Izuku “Deku” Midoriya, and realizes he’s going to have to use the fire half of his powers. $9.99
Tiny mischief managed. This figure of Harry, still in his pajamas, holds a wand in one hand and the Marauder’s Map in the other. If you’ve lost one of your collectibles, perhaps this Funko POP! can help you find it? $9.99
Keep all collectibles and valuables away from nifflers. If you can see this Funko POP! figure then you must have seen death, yes? But it just makes sense to turn a thestral into a POP! After all, they already have those eyes without pupils. Just make sure none of your other Funko POPs! escape on […]