An actual red swingline stapler! Awesome desk toy! Hrrm. You are probably thinking right now…’Self, WTF is ThinkGeek doing carrying staplers? — Do they think they are ThinkOfficeSupplies.Com now? Sure, it’s a pretty red and all, but come on, Staplers!?!’. Bah humbug. Go finish your TPS reports. $24.99
It’s FUN-ko POP!, not Fun-KO POP! The little Time Turner around this Hermione figure’s neck won’t actually turn time back. (Otherwise, we wouldn’t be selling it so much as using it ourselves.) But that’s okay. It’s still an adorable Funko POP!, one which should join your collection today. $9.99
Nothing crueler than letting a dream end midway. Imagine having the hero Eraserhead as your teacher! Well, okay, you’ve probably never heard of him. But now he’s the homeroom teacher for your class of Funko POP! figures, and they’d better live up to his expectations. $9.99
Your lunch has landed. Carry your own thermostabilized cheddar cheese spread (or whatever’s for lunch) in this Apollo 11 Mission Film Reel Lunch Canister. With a three-part bento-style design, it looks like it was made to keep some of the film from the mission. $24.99
Pac-Man Lamp with Sound Allow this Pac-Man Lamp to light your way today. When you plug it in, it lights up and greets you with the familiar game start music. It includes sound effects from the game that sound super crisp and sweet like you’re standing right next to the machine. $34.99
Aladdin Magic Carpet Rug Whether you live in a Cave of Wonders or a tiny room, this Aladdin Magic Carpet Rug will make it 17% more magical. Note: Rug does not necessarily enable purchaser to fly. $69.99
100 percent daily value of sugar. Get this and recruit your collectibles into functional office pieces. See, on the surface, this looks like a simple diorama of the T-51 with the Sugar Bombs paint job in its power armor station. But it’s actually a USB hub with four ports. $69.99
Keep all collectibles and valuables away from nifflers. If you’ve ever wanted your own personal Bowtruckle to plant on your shoulder or in your front pocket, now’s your chance. Pick up this Pickett vinyl figure from Funko POP! Because this has no articulation, you’re going to have to pick your own locks. $9.99
He is here! All Might! On your collectibles shelf! What could be better!? (If you say it in a booming voice, it’s more convincing.) $9.99
#quirkless. The students wouldn’t recognize All Might in his true form when he’s walking around the campus, a skeletal, hunched figure looking harrowed and coughing up blood. This Funko POP! immortalizes Toshinori Yagi’s weakened state. $9.99
Tells it like it is. Tsuyu-chan. Honestly, you’d never think a human-frog hybrid would be this cute or skillful. But you know what? Being a frog ain’t so bad. Just don’t place this Funko POP! figure directly under the air vent, okay? $9.99
Puke the rainbow. We adore Ochako from the moment we meet her, possibly because we’ve personally been involved in far too many embarrassing faceplant moments. And then in the entrance exam? When she goes all out and pukes a glittering rainbow? She’s flippin’ adorable. $9.99
DIE! Take Kacchan, for instance. He’s a jerk. He’s an arrogant brat. His Explosion Quirk, however, is not something to take lightly. Fortunately, this Funko POP!’s tiny palms do not secrete nitroglycerin, so the rest of your collectibles should be safe. $9.99
Brilliant but scary. This cute Q-fig depicts Hermione wearing her school uniform with her Gryffindor scarf blowing in the breeze. As usual she has a book in her hand; a translucent magical wisp comes from her wand as she casts a spell for the first time. $14.99
Time to sweep the competition. Celebrate Harry Potter’s first time on a broom with this diorama inspired by Harry’s first time on a broom. It’s part of Quantum Mechanix’s Q-Fig line, so it’s compact and super-cute with more cuteness per square inch than even a kitten. $19.99
Reach for the stars. Add a bit of sparkle to your wardrobe with this Scattered Star Tunic Top. Featuring silver foil stars on the front (and a handful under the collar on the back), this black ladies’ tee is slightly longer in the back with a rounded hem. $24.99
Star studded. Add a bit of sparkle to your wardrobe with this Star Flurry Tunic Top. Featuring silver hologram foil shapes on the front and a smattering on the back, this navy blue ladies’ tee is slightly longer in the back with a rounded hem. $24.99
Use your Force Powers. Plug this Star Wars Darth Vader Clapper into an electrical outlet, and then plug the appliance you want to demonstrate mastery of into the outlet on the base of Vader’s helmet. When you clap twice, the outlet will toggle power and turn on or off. $29.99
The magic of reading. This little ornament that looks like a book brings the story to life with an exciting 3D interpretation of the Quidditch game from original cover art. $17.99
Planet-y planet-y night. A remix of Van Gogh’s classic painting, this one adds familiar planets from our own solar system to the swirling sky. Now if the planets were this close together or in this sort of proximity to the painter, we’d have bigger problems than swirly skies. $19.99