For the cringiest first contacts. Set phasers to facepalm, the Captain Picard Facepalm Bust is back as a ThinkGeek Exclusive limited bronze edition! With so many opportunities to judge people, you might want to consider stocking up, especially if you’re more judgmental than Q. $69.99
These socks support S.P.E.W. These Harry Potter Platform 9 3/4 Socks are bewitchingly comfortable, but more importantly, they’re a way for you to help liberate house-elves. Oh wait, you want a pair of these socks to… wear? We guess that’s fine, too. $9.99
The best kind of news. This Harry Potter Daily Prophet Organizer Wrap keeps all of our little, delicate things organized so we don’t lose them. Or break them. $24.99
Solemnly swear that you’re up to no good. The Harry Potter Marauder’s Map Passport Wallet makes your travel… wait for it… magical. Even if you’re a muggle! $19.99
Classier than a school uniform. This My Hero Academia U.A. High School Necklace shows everyone that you’ve got a Quirk or two up your sleeve. It’s more subtle than wearing your superhero costume or school uniform – that’s for sure. $19.99
For casual dungeon exploration. This Dungeons & Dragons Patch Hat keeps things light and airy while still giving you that serious D&D look. We’re not saying you’ll get extra perks for equipping this hat, but you’d definitely get a +100 coolness bonus in our game. $19.99
Pick all the Houses. Sometimes you don’t need to choose – like with this Harry Potter Hogwarts Crest Backpack. Don’t limit yourself to just one House, represent the entire school! $49.99
Girl group 4-ever. Borrow the power of four of the strongest girls in Remnant with this RWBY Zip Wallet. $19.99
For when you have too much to carry Sometimes even wizards and witches need to borrow from muggle fashion – that’s how we ended up with these Harry Potter Gryffindor Quidditch Captain Fanny Packs. $29.99
The most comfortable way to save the day These Super Mario Warp Pipe Crew Socks give your feet all the adventure of the Mushroom Kingdom without any of the work. While Mario saves the day, you can sit back and admire the levels he’s trying to get through. $9.99
Just a drop of danger This Black Lattice Skull Wallet made by Loungefly gives you a dark and twisty accessory to emphasize just how edgy you are. Not only is it practical and spacious, it also gives you an element of danger. $39.99
Don’t get your money eaten. Keep the titans away from your money with this Attack on Titan Scout Regiment Wallet. It’s like having a personal army for your money, but really, it’s just you and an extremely attractive wallet. $19.99
Dark wings, dark words. This Raven Ear-wing Ear Wrap, made from blackened English pewter, is a little over 2″ tall, a little over 1 1/2″ wide, and just over 1/2″ deep. It weighs just over 1/4 of an ounce. It is made for the left ear. $29.99
Here Be Dragon The Silver Dragon is intelligent and powerful. Just like you. $29.99
URM technology for humans. This Alita: Battle Angel Damascus Blade Cosplay Replica won’t let you channel plasma through it, but it does make an excellent display piece. It’s crafted from the same visual effects team that worked on the film. $99.99
A legendary shield. This Marvel Legends: Captain America 24″ Shield isn’t made of Vibranium, but it looks like it is. While you won’t want to take it into battle (just look at it – it’s way too nice), you will want to display it. $109.99
Heads or tails? There’s no reason to flip a coin on it, even Two-Face himself agrees that this figurine from Batman the Animated Series would look amazing in your collection. $19.99
Guardian of the universe. No evil shall escape this Green Lantern Figurine’s sight. John Stewart is taking a break from the Green Lantern Corp to hang out with your collectibles. $19.99
Thanagarian warrior. The winged warrior Hawkgirl Figurine makes a great addition to your Justice League collection. Or if you just want to keep it Thanagarians only, that’s fine too. We’ve heard she’s used to working alone. $19.99
Amazon warrior princess Now that Diana has explored “Man’s World,” it’s time for her to join your collectibles as a Justice League the Animated Series Wonder Woman Figurine. $19.99