Wake up from hypersleep, warm up your oatmeal, and get ready for a day in the mines with this ceramic, Alien Nostromo-deco bowl. With this ceramic bowl in hand, you sit down, ready to enjoy a fantastic bowl of space oatmeal, when OH MY GOD, YOUR STOMACH! It tears at your flesh AND THEN BURSTS OUT – OH MY GOD, THE BLOOD – IT HAS TEETH – $12.99