Attention Krill ship, this is the USS Orville. Cease fire immediately or we will respond. Celebrate the newest ship on the block, The Orville, and her crew with this tee. See, the nice thing about this shirt is that you can’t tell how small and insignificant The Orville is compared to every other dang ship […]
Temeen Emideen. Proudly display your Krill tendencies with this shirt adorned with the alien language from The Orville. Unfortunately, the Krill writing doesn’t translate to anything meaningful, unless “QZK4GIEFM80XP96W” means something to you. $19.99
Explore, Protect, Discover, Heal. Don a shirt with the logo of the commanding body under which The Orville operates – the Planetary Union. We’d say more, but we’ve got a pile of paperwork here we have to file with Union Central. $19.99
Are you the Super Saiyan? Subtly tell others you’re enlightened while you walk around. Plus, this shirt is like a divining rod for other DBZ fans. Other Saiyans in training will recognize you for what you are and give you knowing nods. $19.99
Perfect paired with a quaffle-weave robe. This Harry Potter Quidditch Shower Curtain has a white background, and it’s covered with with ochre sketches of Quidditch equipment and the words “Catch” and “Keeper.” It’s perfect for scrubbing clean after a long practice. $19.99
It’s on (your hand) like Donkey Kong! The arms on this Donkey Kong Plush Puppet are stuffed and not really part of the puppet action, so they won’t let you make it dab like in Mario Kart 8. Pretty sure that’s to protect you from yourself; we’ve met you. $19.99
Cupception. Ready? A brawl is surely brewing! Or maybe it’s a cup of coffee. Who can tell? $19.99
Fireballs not included. Give this fearsome Super Mario baddie a spot in your personal greenhouse. This puppet version needs only your hand to thrive – no water or food. But maybe don’t wear overalls around it, just to be on the safe side. $39.99
Does it smell like something died 65 million years ago in here? A ThinkGeek / GameStop exclusive, this set of six dissolving scented bombs keep your toilet smelling fresh with a patchouli fragrance. $9.99
It’ll be our little secret. A ThinkGeek / GameStop exclusive, this set of six dissolving scented bombs keep your toilet smelling fresh with a lemony fragrance. $9.99
Fantastical feces. A ThinkGeek / GameStop exclusive, this set of six dissolving scented bombs keep your toilet smelling fresh with a cotton candy fragrance. $9.99
A bird in the hand is worth two in the flush. A ThinkGeek / GameStop exclusive, this set of six dissolving scented bombs keep your toilet smelling fresh with a green tea fragrance. $9.99
Because bath time rocks. These geodes are different. They’ve already been cracked open, which means you don’t have to find a hammer or wear goggles. And they’re for your bathtub! Watch as the bath bomb “rock” that formed around the crystals melts away in a colorful, swirly haze. $19.99
I’m pickle Rick! Like a great scientist once said, “The reason anyone would do this, if they could, which they can’t, would be because they could, which they can’t.” $9.99
Splash down. This Saturn’s Rings Loofah Soap Combo has a handle like a loofah. It’s scrubby like a loofah. But the bottom of the loofah has been dipped in soap to give it some bubbles and cleaning power. And a fabulous lavender scent. $9.99
Some time for yourself: plan it. In our imaginary universe, all the celestial bodies smell delicious. Earth, for instance, is ocean-breeze-scented; the Moon is French-vanilla-scented. Drop one in a warm bath and let your troubles dissolve away along with the planet. $14.99
Some time for yourself: plan it. In our imaginary universe, all the celestial bodies smell delicious. Mars, for instance, is grapefruit-scented; Venus is coconut-scented. Drop one in a warm bath and let your troubles dissolve away along with the planet. $14.99
Some time for yourself: plan it. In our imaginary universe, all the celestial bodies smell delicious. Saturn, for instance, is honeysuckle-scented; Jupiter is lavender-scented. Drop one in a warm bath and let your troubles dissolve away along with the planet. $14.99
Well, this IS a pleasant surprise. For all of our misunderstood villainesses out there, we give you this ornament. Featuring the menacing Maleficent in her magnificent black robes, arms raised, she looks like she’s about to call down some serious magic. $7.99
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Gwen. Take your holiday decorating to new heights with Spider-Gwen. This amazing Christmas tree ornament packs a powerful punch with Gwen Stacy’s superhero alter-ego, Spider-Gwen, suited up and ready for action in a dynamic pose. $7.99