Holy roadblocks, Batman! Brace yourself for holiday excitement with the Caped Crusader and Boy Wonder on their Batcycle. In the Batman Classic TV Series, the iconic batcycle was equipped with an array of gadgets, including a sidecar. $29.99

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Part of the second wave of DC Artists Alley figures, this figure features HaiNaNu “Nooligan” Saulque’s take on The Joker. It’s a very approachable, cartoon-y style, which fits The Joker just fine, including those classic kicks. $39.99

“I’m Bored. Play With Me.” Part of the second wave of DC Artists Alley figures, this Harley Quinn figure features HaiNaNu “Nooligan” Saulque’s take on our girl. It’s a very approachable, cartoon-y style, which fits Harley Quinn just fine, thankyouverymuch, including those kicks. $39.99

Conifers: The Final Frontier. Let the Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Metal Hallmark Keepsake Christmas Ornament hang boldly from your tree this year. Celebrate over 50 years of the original classic with this new ornament in metal, an essential addition to any Star Trek collection. $39.99

Need to get smart, quick? This Funko POP! vinyl figure is a Vault Dweller in Destroyer’s armor with a tin of Mentats. With how he’s clutching them in that fist, we’re going to go out on a limb and say he’s probably addicted. Sort of like some of us with our Funko POP! figures. $9.99

Deck the halls with Spidey’s webs. The friendly neighborhood webslinger is just playfully hanging there from one of this spider-webs. Well, really, he’s hanging from the included chain hanger, but we won’t tell. It’s the perfect way to celebrate the season, Spidey-style! $14.99

Ready to be your boo. We’ve taken the shyest ghosts from Super Mario and made it so you can add them to your home. Straight outta the haunted mansion, these Boo Bean Bag Chairs are flying in formation to our warehouse.

Celebrate home for the holidays. A ThinkGeek / GameStop exclusive custom created for us by Kurt Adler, these nine glass ornaments representing the planets (and Pluto) are hand-painted. They vary in size from 2″ to 3″ balls, and each has custom details. $49.99

Happy Wholidays. Add an ontological paradox (or just some cool graffiti) to your Christmas tree with this Doctor Who TARDIS Bad Wolf Ornament. From one angle, it just looks like a normal sparkly TARDIS ornament, but then you turn it and see the warning! $14.99

But the creepy part is, it wasn’t even plugged in. This Zoltar Speaks definitely functions as a nostalgic Christmas ornament. At just 6″ tall, it probably wishes it were big. We cannot make that happen. However, we can encourage you to get a pinball machine for your place. $14.99

Merry Rickmas! This Rick and Morty Stocking features the guys victoriously emerging from a portal on the front of this radioactive green stocking. And having Rick and Morty exiting a portal from your mantle is basically equivalent to what Santa does right? $14.99

You provide the scowl. Don your Bowser onesie and prepare your scowl for Sundays that mislead you by feeling like Saturdays. This full-zip lounger is all snuggly fleece, perfect for hours on the couch playing your favorite Super Mario game. $39.99

Everybody say “Au”. This trifold wallet has the iconic hexagonal mirror array from the James Webb Space Telescope embossed on the front and its name on the back in case anybody was confused and thought you were a fan of bees. $24.99

You provide the tongue. Now you can do your best Yoshi impersonation while wearing a onesie. You probably still won’t be able to jump real high while carrying someone, but more power to you if you can pull it off. $39.99

“Acoustics test anomaly.” Show you’re already a True Believer with this James Webb Space Telescope Courier Bag. A ThinkGeek exclusive, the bag’s flap features a print of the mirror array, little tabs with gold hexagons, and black on black embroidery of the telescope’s name. $59.99

Swank stank prank. When you start burning these candles, they’re quite lovely. And then a few hours in, everything goes wrong. What’s that smell? Cereal Killer turns from a breakfast cereal scent to halitosis, and Mountain Doo Doo goes from refreshing soda to serious B.O. $12.99

Not appropriate for tiny turkey carving. Put twenty red and green alternating glowing lightsabers on display this holiday or Life Day or, heck, Tuesday. Any day’s a good day for lightsaber decoration is basically what we’re saying. This battery-powered string is lit by little seed LEDs. $29.99

For your happy little Christmas trees. Let Bob Ross bring joy to your little happy holiday tree with this figural ornament featuring the host of The Joy of Painting. He’s made so he can stand instead of hanging from your tree. $14.99

She ain’t smiling. This Diamond Select Marvel Gallery release of Captain Marvel features her levitating, one knee bent, fingers extended as if she’s about to put some smack down. The sculpt and styling mark it as part of the Femme Fatales line. $44.99

What’s This? What’s This? This Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington Lounger makes you look like the Pumpkin King himself! It has embroidered details on the front and the hood. It’s the most comfortable pinstripe suit we’ve ever seen. But why limit it to Halloween? $59.99