Everybody off. The time for dancing is over. The time for deploying your glider is now with ThinkGeek’s new Fortnight R/C Battle Bus. You can recreate the iconic opening scene of every Fortnite match with your own R/C controlled Battle Bus. $129.99
POW! Right in the science! The War of the Currents may have been at its height 125 years ago, but you can relive the heady duel today with ThinkGeek’s Rock ’em Shock ’em Robots: Tesla vs. Edison. Take control of your chosen inventor and duke it out until someone loses his head! $24.99
Better to be safe (and hydrated) than sorry. We here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ created this deluxe Jurassic World Dinosaur Detection System for your safety. It ships with two of the three elements vital to the complicated detection system – you provide the detection medium. $18.99
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…. The Alien Facehugger Snorkel Mask, a ThinkGeek exclusive, is ideal for snorkeling and recreational swimming. The mask is soft and comfortable, perfect for long hours in the water. The highly flexible snorkel clip reduces jaw fatigue. $68.99
An upgrade of a classic. The Bluetooth® Pet Rock will begin to work its magic as soon as you pair your device with it. People will stop by and ask you what your Bluetooth Pet Rock does. Say whatever you want, because these Bluetooth Pet Rocks don’t do a dang thing. $19.99
Massively Multiplayer Management. ThinkGeek’s Quest Management Kit will bring out the best in you and your team. We do that by teaching you to leverage unique motivators, gamifying the experience of work by turning your team’s objectives into a series of quests. $199.99
Today is a good day to learn Klingon Based on KLI pIqaD, these oversized colorful magnets shaped like letters from the Klingon alphabet make learning fun. They stick to any magnetic surface, whether that’s your fridge or the ship’s hull. And this set contains the entire alphabet. $14.99
Ahhhhh! Listen to the dulcet tones of a screaming sun for 42 hours straight. If that doesn’t get you out of bed and productive, nothing will. $59.99
Uncover your true stats. Get a detailed breakdown of your personal attributes (STRength, DEXterity, CONstitution, INTelligence, WISdom, and CHArisma) by providing a saliva sample using our at-home kit. Send it back, and we’ll have your character sheet to you in 6-8 weeks. $99.99
Release the Kraken! Our Tentacuddle Blanket is for those who are darker, who love the deep. Those who are #TeamUrsula. Those who are ready to take over the world from their underwater kingdom. Right after this next episode. *snuggles back down in betentacled blanket* $59.99
All you need is Death Star. This heather red ladies’ tank features the stacked LOVE design with the Death Star for the O. $19.99
All you need is Death Star. This heather red ladies’ tank features the stacked LOVE design with the Death Star for the O. $19.99
Everyone thinks I’m a man in real life. This super-cute Funko POP! of a copper version of Art3mis’s avatar from Ready Player One is ready to join your tiny OASIS. This copper colored POP! is a GameStop exclusive (and since they’re our benevolent parent company, they gave us some!). $9.99
Everyone thinks I’m a man in real life. This super-cute Funko POP! of a copper version of Art3mis’s avatar from Ready Player One is ready to join your tiny OASIS. This copper colored POP! is a GameStop exclusive (and since they’re our benevolent parent company, they gave us some!). $9.99
Cat got your tongue? These sneakers have tongues that feature a fuzzy grey cat head with pink bow. The outside is made of sparkly pink and black with grey knit fabric and accents of iridescent faux snakeskin. And because that isn’t enough, the black soles have LEDs in them. $179.99
Isle of D&D Red. In the real world today, you may need more than a basic adventurer’s starting equipment kit when you set off on your next vacation. First pack SPF 90, but we’d also like to recommend this festive Hawaiian shirt with D&D’s iconic ampersand incorporated. $39.99
Be the unicorn! These crazy Unicorn Leather Sneakers from the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice feature an iridescent white unicorn, with a dimensional horn, ears, and pink fluffy mane on the tongue. They have pink and gold sparkly outers. Subtle they are not. $179.99
Good guys or go home. A ladies’ ringer in heather grey with black cuffs and collar printed with an ombre grid from blue to brown of 9 images with the words Star Wars / The Last Jedi. $19.99
Enjoy the simple things. This tee features five layers of neon invaders on a black 100% cotton shirt. Fortunately, two of the layers have a large Space Invaders logo in the middle, which you probably don’t have to shoot. $19.99
The light and the dark. No matter which side you choose, we guarantee you’ll love the hat. $19.99