There Is No Pac-Man. There is only Zuul. Celebrate the ghosts of the 80s with this black full-zip hoodie featuring the baddies from Pac-Man and a movie quote. It’s perfect for hanging out in theaters or arcades. $39.99
Time and Relative Dimensions in Satchels. Let the TARDIS carry all your stuff. Made from durable faux leather, this Doctor Who TARDIS Messenger Bag can be your new favorite companion. Bonus: when you reach in and can’t find something, you can claim that it’s elsewhere in the space-time continuum. $69.99
*Burrrrrp*. We love the lab coat look that Rick has going on, but sometimes we need switch it up a little bit from time to time. $59.99
Five billion years and it still comes down to money. If you’re still dealing with money, perhaps you need a way to bring it with you. How about this Doctor Who TARDIS and Flowers Handbag? It features a floral TARDIS design on the outside, plus double handles and a removable shoulder strap for versatility. $74.99
Watch out for the eye twitch. Welcome to Louise’s guide to how to make money fast. If you’re attached to your soul, other options include blackmail, stealing, lockpicking, and painting crap for the art crawl. Good luck with that. $19.99
This is who you are. A little something to put some swagger in the step of all the smart, strong, sensual women out there. (That’s all of you.) In the words of Linda, “Alright girls! Go girls!” $19.99
It’s no big deal. Perspective is important, and Tina Belcher’s phrase is the new “Keep Calm and Carry On.” $19.99
Meet the non-canonical 5th Equestranaut. “I’m not a zombiephile. I have a complicated relationship with zombies. They frighten me, but I like their swagger.” $24.99
Four Ears, leader of the Belcher Biker Gang. Sometimes to right a wrong you have to call in a favor from a biker gang and then ride off, victorious, into the sunset. This is a perfect shirt for those times. $24.99
Coast through life with a refreshing Nuka-Cola! Everything may be in a state of chaos and decay in this post-nuclear-war world, but that’s no excuse for not using a coaster! Put your Nuka-Cola down and never worry about leaving rocket-shaped rings on your table with this set of 4 bottle cap coasters. $19.99
Push the button, Frank. Hopefully Crow and Tom don’t critique this blanket too much. (If they don’t, it’s probably just because it has them on it.) $24.99
You and your friends are dead. Straight from Camp Crystal Lake and Springwood as recreated on the NES come Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th and Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare on Elm Street, a GameStop and ThinkGeek exclusive. $11.99
Time to declare yourself a God Killer. This God Killer prop replica from Factory Entertainment was copied directly from the Wonder Woman movie prop sword with exacting attention to detail. The stainless steel blade is hand-forged and features the same Amazonian runic script as the film version $249.99
Who knew horror could sound so good? Let your ears relive the horror of Resident Evil: Vendetta. This exclusive double LP will bring all the suspense rushing back to you one track at a time. $34.99
A more civilized weapon. Perfect for the Jedi in training, this glowing blue blade ignites with realistic power-up/down effects digitally recorded from the movie. It features motion-sensor-controlled sound effects: power-up, idle hum, movement, clash, and power-down. $187.99
Personal Headwear System. Remember old-school gaming with this Atari Black Katakana Flat Brim Cap. It’s perfect whether you’re fighting centipedes in the garden or riding an oversized chicken into battle. $19.99
Power lunch. Carry your lunch old-school gamer-style with this Atari Black Katakana Lunch Tin with Thermos, inspired by Ready Player One. $24.99
No space for quarters. Get rid of the quarters and remember a time when you had to use the A/V switcher to play your Atari 2600 with this wallet. $19.99
8-bit is the new 4K. Celebrate the days when game designers had only 128 bytes of RAM and no screen buffer to work with. This simple Atari Black Katakana Backpack will let you tote around your latest console, should you so desire, in old-school style. $39.99
The world could always use more hydration. Battle can get pretty intense. Make sure you keep hydrated when shooting it out in Hanamura. $19.99