Power. Courage. Holiday Spirit. Protect your own personal Holiday Hyrule (and possibly nine parallel Hyrules) with this set of Triforce String Lights. This set of ten see-thru Triforces will light up your Christmas tree or your next party. They’re good for indoor or outdoor use. $24.99

Equip the pants of legend. Black cotton lounge pants featuring the royal Wingcrest and The Legend of Zelda logo on the left thigh in silver. They fit right in whether you’re lost in the woods or at the top of Death Mountain, with 2 pockets to hold all of your inventory. $24.99

Maybe they can all just learn to get along? Can Mario and the villains of the Mushroom Kingdom ever just learn to get along? Maybe now they can, in this 5-pack figure set with Mario, a Goomba, a Piranha Plant, a Shy Guy, and a Boo. A ThinkGeek exclusive set! $19.99

Hang Loose. Kick back and unwind in a Hawaiian paradise with a pair of these cozy comfy lounge pants featuring line art of Stitch filled in with a calming image of an island volcano erupting into the night sky. Yes, when we’re dealing with Stitch, that’s calming. $24.99

Warning: Overwhelming Cuteness On Board! With one surprised expression, a Porg became the breakout star of the Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer. And now you can hang a plush one in your car window! Includes a handy “Porg On Board” sticker to warn others of the impending cuteness. $14.99

Power up dark corners. Let this Super Mario Question Block Lamp brighten your life both by providing illumination (duh) and by bringing some childhood whimsy to your space. When you pull Mario down and release him up to punch, the light turns on (or off). Bonus. Literally. $39.99

Existence is pain. Robes are pleasure. This ThinkGeek exclusive bathrobe was created to serve a singular purpose: turning you into the warmest, most comfortable Mr. Meeseeks in this reality. How does it do it? The hood has the face and hair of a Meeseeks! Made of super soft 100% polyester. $59.99

Return of the Council of Ricks! How many Ricks is too many Ricks? Find out with this Cerberus Engine deck-building game from Cryptozoic. Play as and against alternate reality versions of Rick in a bid to stop the villainous Council of Ricks, while using your Portal Gun for… reasons! $39.99

He’s mean, he’s green. Knocking over buildings have never been so comfortable! In reality, we’re knocking over wooden blocks with letters on them, but we can pretend. $59.99

Support your Federation. You don’t have to be a Star Trek historian or a Starfleet officer to show support for your interstellar government; you can get this rug. It works nicely for the Star Trek fan in your life who’s always having to be the diplomat. $119.99

Coffee: for when Jedi mind tricks won’t work. The Star Wars Jabba the Hut Molded Mug, available exclusively from ThinkGeek, is perfect for when sleepiness has you in its grip and threatens to drop you into a Rancor pit. This mug will remind you to be fearless and inventive. $14.99

You are sure to look good winning the House Cup in this House Robe. All that’s missing is the Sorting Hat. Get ready to get your wizarding learn on with this Harry Potter Replica House Robe. This high quality, full-length robe lets you show your love for your house. $144.99

Here we go! We know that Bowser has a thing for lava, so we don’t have to worry about staying warm in his castle, but we for sure had to trek through at least one ice level to get there. Just a long sleeve and overalls won’t cut it. $49.99

The Ultimate Power in the Universe A set of four glasses featuring different layers of the ultimate power in the universe, the Death Star. Perhaps rather than threatening the home planet of your guests with this technological terror, you can win them over instead. $24.99

Just an average action figure who serves as an average hero. Time sitting around could be spent posing this awesome “Training” Saitama 1/6 Scale Figure from ThreeZero. ThinkGeek’s exclusive version comes with a set of blue-striped pajamas for sitting around the house when you’re bored. $199.99

It’s cold out there alone. Take this! For some reason, central heating never caught on in Hyrule. It’s a chilly place in those dungeons, but don’t go in unprepared. Take this! $49.99

It’s cold at night. Take this! Trust us, these are the type of lounge pants that would be considered the key item in a dungeon. The tin may not play the iconic sound when you open it, but trust us, you need these to help you defeat the big bad bed boss. $29.99

Featuring Charles Crandall Norbert Finster, Jr. With these pants on, the world is your toaster! Blue cotton lounge pants with a pattern of worried Chuckie faces, with planets and wavy green lines from Chuckie’s outfit. Keep them up with a blazing orange drawstring, the color of Chuckie’s hair. $24.99

Bring humanity back from the brink of extinction. In this standalone legacy game, you’ll fight for survival and to bring humanity back from the brink of extinction over the course of 12 in-game months where the decisions you make affect future playthroughs of the game. $69.99

No jumping. Only lounging. Sorry, as comfy as these are, you are going to have to get your own overalls for the full effect. $29.99