Has this book been approved by the American Dental Association? Many would like to think that their 8-year-old could take care of themselves for a few days. Cut coupons. Go grocery shopping. Prevent home invasions. Help prepare your kids with the Home Alone Storybook. $18.99
The mistresses of evil, delightfully depicted in line drawings and gold. The Disney Villains Foiled Wall Art is a ThinkGeek exclusive, featuring coordinating wall signs of Ursula, Maleficent, Cruella de Ville, and the Evil Queen (from Snow White). Each includes gold lettering and flourishes for a touch of magic. $14.99
Creating New Life Forms & New Civilizations Star Trek Beyond – The Makeup Artistry of Joel Harlow presents fascinating pencil sketches, stunning concept art and beautiful photography. Gives fans a unique in-depth look into the remarkable creation of over 50 new aliens. $49.99
Who Save The World? GIRLS! What’s an everyday hero gonna wear when she’s not out saving the world? How about this midi-length dress inspired by Captain America’s costume! The style is a throwback to a bygone era (appropriate), but the rest? Stars and stripes all the way! $49.99
Frightened out of your wits. A fully-cooperative game that takes you and up to four other players on a harrowing adventure through the dark, desolate halls and alleyways of Arkham. Fight for your life in this app-assisted horror game inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft. $99.99
You deserve only the bestest. All the coolest, most grown-up-est kids have Angelica on their backpacks. She’s ready for the red carpet with shiny glitter hair and sunglasses on the face of this glitter-flecked convertible backpack/crossbody purse. $79.99
Perfect for charting your next course in life. Actual constellations grace this 100% cotton shirt. It’s perfect for when you’d rather be stargazing than socializing. Or possibly dreaming of Orion. $49.99
Make your words splash right onto the page. Sign on the dotted line with these two beauties from the ocean deep. Each one with her tail wrapped around a coral outcrop, leading down to a pen tip where all of their mythical inspiration will come pouring out. $11.99
Stop asking us to find your X. She’s gone. Move on. This shirt features symbols for addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, infinity, percentage, greater/less than, equal/not equal, and dessert. Um, we mean pi. It’s both our favorite number AND dessert. $49.99
Get your Switch fix. Score a Nintendo Switch and Splatoon 2, along with a green Splatoon Squid Plush and Splatoon 2 Squids Exclusive Framed Art. $399.99
Know the ropes. The inspiration for the Lasso of Truth was William Moulton Marston’s lie detector. But the Lasso of Truth is a lot more useful, restoring memories, curing insanity, and, heck, just lighting up. Additionally, it’s hard to jump rope with a polygraph. $14.99
The meanest, the best, it’s better than the rest! The meanest, the best, it’s better than the rest! But it won’t turn your tongue green. Glitter vinyl pouch in the style of classic Reptar Bar packaging, full of 90s nostalgia instead of ooey gooey green stuff. You’re welcome. $39.99
Wookies don’t air dry. We can only imagine how long it takes a Wookie to dry off after a shower. Or how much Chewie must spend on conditioner and product to maintain that glossy sheen. Wookies must have the galaxy’s most impressive beauty routine! $14.99
Are you a tie fighter? This 100% silk Star Wars tie, handmade in Italy, allows you to display your geekdom in the midst of a corporate hierarchy. Take it down from the inside. Or, you know, just take it over yourself. And your first edict should be no more ties. $54.99
This little mug has to sleep in the cupboard! This Beauty and the Beast inspired Chip Mug already comes with a chip in its rim, but be sure to handle this enchanted little guy carefully to prevent any future damage. $9.99
Decor from Lilo’s Blue Period. We’re all about giving the younglings a solid start in the geek world. That’s why we present this Lilo and Stitch Ohana Canvas Set to decorate nurseries. $14.99
It is a period of civil war… Hum out the Star Wars theme every time you walk down the hallway, with this floor runner featuring the opening crawl text from A New Hope. Of course, you’ll have to hum the song backwards when you walk back the other way. $39.99
Your mom doesn’t knock? Choose from Brenner with Hazmat suit, Eleven with Hospital Gown, Hopper with Donut, Jonathan with Bear Trap, Nancy with Gun — or collect them all to recreate key moments from Stranger Things. $9.99
This is Halloween. Life’s no fun without a good scare. That’s their job, but they aren’t mean! In fact, they’re quite friendly once you get to know them – you just might have to look past the fact that one’s a skeleton and the other was brought to life, Frankenstein style. $14.99
A baby’s gotta carry what a baby’s gotta carry! Keep your friends with you wherever your adventures take you, with this glittery crossbody purse. There’s plenty of room inside for your everyday essentials including, yes, your trusty toy screwdriver. $69.99