Terror of the deep. Stay cozy warm inside a not-so-terrifying anglerfish. People will actually want to get close and give you hugs as opposed to needing to lure them in with the light. $69.99
Shake it. Motor driven, DIY, twerking robot. What more can we possibly say? $29.99
Come to the Dark Side for more than a cookie. The Star Wars Darth Vader Capelet is only available to those who are brave enough to explore what the Jedi won’t tell you. This black hooded coverlet is lined with Imperial Symbols and red Lightsaber graphics. $24.99
Tossin’ shells and throwin’ shade. Items will make or break the results of a Mario Kart race. Sure, how you handle the kart is important, but we’re all just a well-timed blue shell away from winning or losing any given circuit. $19.99
Two heads are better than one. Protect yourself with this D&D Twin Dragon Ring. These metallic dragons are made from steel and pair well with our D&D Breathing Dragon Cuff Bracelet for a total of four protective dragons wrapped around your body. Nobody’s going to mess with that. $29.99
A long time ago, in a kitchen far, far away…. Whichever side you’re working for, these Star Wars Pinache Aprons will keep you clean whilst baking, grilling, or just doing prep work. $19.99
Connect with your work. When it’s time to go analog, do it in digital style with this exclusive stationery set. Featuring a hardcover circuit board journal, binder clips with electronic symbols, circuit board file folders, a memo cube, and a black ink gel pen. $19.99
DC 19 Dexterity saving throw. A torc-style steel cuff bracelet features dragons’ heads on the terminals at either end. We like to imagine it’s an ouroboros, possibly Jormungand, given the torc’s Norse heritage. Or possibly it’s literally Ouroboros, the Great-Great-Great Wyrm of Time. $39.99
Always Lawful Good. These small stud earrings feature the claws of a gold dragon wrapped around steel d20s. They’re secured with butterfly-style friction backs and rubber stoppers for good measure. $24.99
Get ready for plush battle action… and naps. We encourage trainers to start out with this plush boxed set, exclusively available at ThinkGeek and GameStop. You get a plush Squirtle and its dedicated plush Dive Ball. Bonus: the Dive Ball is engineered to land upright, no matter how you throw it! $29.99
The theory of office supply relativity. We’re happy to refresh your supply of office necessities, so that you can do SCIENCE! Includes a hardcover journal to show your work, binder clips with scientific, sciencey file folders, a memo cube for jotting down quick notes, and a black ink gel pen. $19.99
Light up your night. We think everyone will agree that these slippers are far more cute than the real life anglerfish. That isn’t to say it doesn’t hold a place in our hearts, but we also don’t want to cuddle up with a night light that wants to eat us. Also, moist. $49.99
Perfect propaganda for space smugglers. Star Wars: The Last Jedi 4-Pack Pin Set – Series 2 makes you look like you’re cheering for the opposite team, when you’re really just trying to slither past their guards. Features Rey, Kylo, BB-8, and a scary-looking Stormtrooper. $9.99
Mr. Teabag goes silly-walking here, there, and everywhere in David Merveille’s illustrated Monty Python’s Book of Silly Walks. If you want more of the rubber-legged John Cleese’s portrayal of Mr. Teabag, the dutiful public worker from the “Ministry of Silly Walks,” then Monty Python’s Book of Silly Walks by David Merveille is pure illustrated bliss. […]
Cats in the hood. The ninth series in Kitan Club’s cute cat headgear, the Aquarium Cat Hood Blind Box lets you dress your cat, small dog, guinea pig, or bunny up as a Clownfish (ala Finding Nemo), Blue-Tang (Dory), Squid, Shark, Penguin, or Otter. $5.99
“Psst–Alliance or First Order?” This is the perfect tool for smugglers across the galaxy: you’ll have pins marking allegiance to both the Alliance and the First Order. Even if you’re a little short for a Death Trooper, you can slip past the guards unnoticed. $9.99
Litten, Rowlett, Lunala, Popplio, and more! A 12″ x 12″ Pokémon Wall Calendar for 2018, for the Pokémon fan who just has to catch ’em every day. Keep your Pokémon organized with this 2018, 12″ x 12″ Pokémon Wall Calendar. Enjoy a colorful new Pokémon every month, from the adorable Rowlett to the ferocious Lunala […]
There may be a chant-off in your future… You know what they say: you’ll be a Thundergirl ’til you’re six feet under, girl. So you may as well dress the part! Whether you’re preparing for a chant-off or you just wanna wear a sash, this 100% cotton ladies’ tee is perfect for that troop life! […]
This desktop pole is a Festivus miracle! If you are a big believer that Festivus is a holiday for the rest of us, celebrate by gifting yourself this 20″ Festivus Pole with Greeting Cards. $29.99
Dig deep, build high, kill the creeper, and be on time for school. The 2018 Minecraft Poster Calendar features 18 months of ideas for building in your Minecraft world. The pages are even perforated, so you can keep your ideas close as you play. Build ’em high. $16.99