Miskatonic University Crime Log. “The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.” $24.99

A feather in your wizard cap! 10 points to Gryffindor! Now you can be a Head of House while wearing the Harry Potter Professor McGonagall Hat. This fancy cap includes a black ribbon, black/green checkered band, and iconic tall feather that Minerva McGonagall regularly sported. $24.99

Spoiler alert. Where’s Spider-Man? Hanging out over the shoulder! The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people. To make them work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles we never could. And to make them flippin’ adorable, tokidoki-style! $25.99

Bigger (and softer) than your average slice of pizza pie. This XL Cheezy Pizza Pie Plush may look as good as a piping hot slice of pie, but we wouldn’t recommend taking a bite. Find a comfy couch and cuddle up instead. $49.99

The superhero deck-building game. Compete to create a deck that showcases your hero’s unique superpowers and allows you to be the last player standing, in this PvP deck-building game featuring melee-style gameplay and gorgeous artwork by award-winning comic book artists. $24.99

Who needs a holodeck, when you can relax in these? The Star Trek Ships Lounge Pants are crafted only from the finest Earth-grown cotton. They create a relaxing experience even after a long day of fighting Klingons or repairing warp drives. $24.99

It would be Mario madness not to get this mug. When jumping up and down for joy about the coolness of this Mario Bros Heat Change Mug be careful to watch out above for bricks! $9.99

Stealth? Don’t think they covered that in Basic. Stealth? Don’t think the Independents covered that in Basic. Course, there are other schools of thought. Let your Independents’ flag fly with a pair of lounge pants that those purple bellies won’t have a chance of missing. $24.99

Oh @!#?@!, it’s Q*bert! Revisit the adorable bleeping alien of the 80s in this pocket handheld version of the classic game. With brilliant 4-color retro graphics, authentic sound effects, and diagonal joystick and start/pause button, the game plays just like you remember it. $19.99

9/5/2017 This Star Trek Warp Core USB Car Charger sits quietly in your cupholder and charges two devices while emitting its signature blue pulsing light. You’ll have to do the sound effects yourself. Honestly, it wouldn’t have been safe to build them in. $39.99

That’s one small shower for a man…. Houston, we have a shower curtain! This NASA Shower Curtain features the red, white, and blue meatball logo and will inspire you to shoot for the stars as you’re getting ready for your day. $39.99

“Send more Chuck Berry.” In the Voyager Golden Record Vinyl 3LP Box Set you’ll get 3 vinyl LPs in heavyweight jackets, a 96-page companion book containing all the images included on the original, a 12″ square gold foil print of the Voyager Golden Record cover diagram, and more!

Bigby’s Convenient Clutch. “Convertible Wallet-Purse of Holding” is a clunky name for a very useful item. This item is a set of two billfolds, which can be used individually or together, both of which have D-rings for the included shoulder strap to turn them into a purse. $39.99

Travel unencumbered. This bag is for folks who have noticed that airlines are now charging you to check bags. Basically if you don’t want to bungee all your belongings to yourself, you’d better have a carry-on bag that’ll tuck under the seat in front of you. This is that bag. $49.99

Folding time and space. Our Origami Handbag of Holding is a hexagon shape when you don’t need to carry a lot; it snaps closed with a metallic d20 rivet. But when you need to pack things in, open that snap up, and it becomes an isosceles trapezium, ready to Hold All the Things. $49.99

Expand your carrying capacity. We like this Convertible Tote of Holding for a few reasons. One, it shows off our RPG fandom with the d20 accent print across the top. And two, it’s really tall, which allows us to stash more stuff. Three, it turns into a backpack at a moment’s notice. $49.99

Now that’s a handy haversack! The Backpack of Holding, 3E! It’s the backpack for holding all your stuff. The top AND side unzip for easy access. And the top flap isn’t just a flap. It’s actually part of the bag, which means you can unfold it to get another 6″ out of the bag. $49.99

Messenger bag for you, sir! *thwack* We have a message for you: you need this bag. Every proper adventurer needs a proper bag. With this bag, you’ll be able to find whatever it is you are looking for in an instant. It’s like the Dewey Decimal system on steroids wrapped in a singularity. $49.99

Spot wrackspurts, Harry Potter, and magical writing with Luna’s Spectraspecs! If you want to help overthrow You Know Who, get the Harry Potter Luna’s Spectraspecs, grab a Quibbler, and ignore the gits who complain about them looking funny. $11.99

The Pumpkin King is coming to town! This 6 foot tall Jack has poseable arms and a fabric body. Hang him up for Halloween, and keep him up for the other holidays too! With the Pumpkin King hanging out at your place, you’ll never have to worry about Oogie Boogie infestations…. $34.99