My backpack’s gonna miss your backpack. This Bob’s Burgers The Belchers Backpack is ready to carry your erotic friend fiction and let you rep your fandom at the same time. Or, you know, you can put your school books in it or your work laptop to prove you’re hipper than your coworkers. $39.99
Maybe we need a Geek Hall of Fame…. Are you #geekfamous? Have you submitted an epic product photo to our social media using the hashtag? Maybe even won $100 for it? Well, don’t keep it to yourself! Let the rest of the world know with this shirt. $19.99
Uni-cute! Embrace the magical light from this set of Unicorn String Lights! Including 10 charming unicorns and powered by 2 AA batteries, these LED lights can enchant any room. $12.99
Invincible, even without a mask. This 11″ PVC diorama shows Ironheart blasting off from a tech base on a swirl of translucent blue energy. Riri’s helmet is off because A.I. Tony Stark talks too much (we assume). A ThinkGeek/GameStop exclusive, straight from SDCC. $44.99
Boldly note where no one has before. The Star Trek PADD Journal is a hardcover bound journal featuring 232 lined pages, each bearing the Starfleet insignia. The Personal Access Display Device (PADD) full color graphics continue on the journal’s inside covers. $11.99
Purr-fect ambient lighting. Decorate your room in feline fashion with these Cat String Lights! Glowing with warm, white LEDs, these 10 cats are the purr-fect companions for when you need a soft kitty glow to your room. $12.99
The Monkey with the Geeky Tattoo. To say thanks for our 18th, we got you a shirt. Get yours before they Argon. $19.99
Silly walk of fame. Tout your geek fame with our #geekfamous Necklace. Available in both silver or gold overlay, it goes with everything. Well, most everything. Maybe not rampant anti-intellectualism. But you don’t have that hanging in your closet, right? $29.99
I wrote this next song about a fisherman. Even undeath doesn’t stop the rock. Pull out that bass guitar and get to rockin’ the Nightosphere away. $29.99
Love, D.Va. What D.Va wears when she’s enjoying a little downtime. A comfy cozy pullover featuring D.Va’s signature bunny icon. Made from velvety french terry, with a variegated heather grey torso with long black sleeves and a black ringer collar and waistband. $49.99
Carry money just like a people! Carry coins, lip balm, candy, mints, very small cookies… just like a people! Pusheen can hold it all for you, in this adorable little coin purse that looks just like the Internet’s favorite cartoon kitty. $9.99
Suiting up! Game on! Modeled after D.Va’s iconic suit, right down to the sponsor stickers on the thighs. Own all of the n00bs in style with a pair of these Overwatch D.Va leggings. $49.99
We are Groot! Like the Guardians themselves, these Guardians of the Galaxy Groot bracelets are quite different, yet complement each other. Features natural hues, a charm that reads “I am Groot,” and a silver-colored metal Groot pendant reminiscent of the tree of life. $9.99
The samurai code. Take up the samurai code starting with your very own cosplay sword. Look, we can’t give you a real sword first. You have to learn to walk before you can run. $29.99
Aw, yeah! Level up! Professional gamer or heroic pilot mech? Do it all in D.Va style with this Overwatch D.Va Patched Bomber Jacket. In sassy satin pink, it features embroidered patches that will make you feel just like the diva icon when you wear it. $89.99
Get yourself ready for the Kiss and Cry! Your favorite anime figure skaters are here as adorable chibi illustrations, on these little Yuri!!! on Ice folding mirrors. Choose Viktor Nikiforov, Yuri Katsuki, or Yuri Plisetsky and let their cuteness inspire you to greatness! $8.99
Fresh from the stone. The sword is already pulled from the stone. The hard work is already done for you. All you have to do is have fun. $34.99
Aw, yeah! This is happenin’! The Sonic Blue Force One Transforming Bike is compatible with all other Sonic Boom figures, so Sonic can have his friends pilot his vehicle if he is taken prisoner or otherwise incapacitated. Comes with an articulated 3″ Sonic figure, standard. $17.99
Fly with your spirit (and your change purse)! Jiji will watch over your money in this Kiki’s Delivery Service Jiji Coin Purse! An adorable pouch for any Studio Ghibli fan, or even someone who just likes cats, the coin purse’s zipper closure keeps contents secure. $19.99
Get your Switch fix Score a Nintendo Switch and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, along with a Nintendo Switch Racing Wheel 2-Pack, Super Mario Baddies Plush Bob-Omb, and a Super Mario 16 oz Coin Box Mug.. $399.99