You wanted to see your queen? The Once Upon a Time Evil Queen Mirror Pin is a 3″ diameter metal pin with a 1″ diameter mirror in its center. Give it to the one you consider “the fairest of them all” or wear it yourself to channel your inner Evil Queen. $29.99
One small step…. Astronauts rely on their spacesuits to survive in the vacuum of space. Thankfully, infants on Earth only need clothing that keeps them dry and comfortable. It’s never too early to help your favorite future engineer, scientist, or astronaut dress the part, $39.99
GOT SYRUP? Got syrup? If you said “of course!” then we have the perfect purse for you: this faux leather flapjack stack of a bag by Betsey Johnson! From the heart-shaped pad of butter to the maple syrup and whipped cream hang-tags, it’s simply delicious! $77.99
Evermore thanks. Grab one of these Joker Thank You cards, write a message, and deliver it. Once your recipient presses the indicated space, “Thank You for Being a Friend” will play for the next three hours. Tearing the card releases confetti. $11.99
For the littlest star explorers. 16 beautiful handmade blocks depicting nighttime constellations. Each block features two debossed sides presenting the constellation, with and without lines. The four printed sides reveal the constellation symbol, name, hemisphere, and scale of magnitude. $24.99
Don’t forget to bring a towel. Modeled after trippin’ Towelie from South Park, this unique terry cloth backpack is sure to spark conversation and knowing looks. The backpack’s printed liner features cannabis leaves and your favorite genetically engineered towel. $69.99
Prepare to die. Meet Dark Souls, in board game form. It’s got that same exponential challenge rating as the video game, along with the mechanism that returns you to the stupid bonfire every time you die. Which you will. A lot. $119.99
For learning to count to nine! Yes, nine. It’s never too early to begin studying the planets of our solar system. The 8 planets, and dwarf planet Pluto, too, beautifully printed and debossed on basswood blocks using child-safe inks to reveal each planet’s symbol, name, location, moons, and more. $19.99
A Righteous Cheesy Adventure! This cookbook contains 65 righteous recipes, from old-school classics such the New York Style Pepperoni to newfangled feasts such as the Lean, Mean, and Green and Shredder’s Revenge. There’s a pizza for every occasion! $24.99
The empire’s deadliest weapon. Don’t worry – this one doesn’t shoot lasers that will blow up your laptop or something. As long as your laptop isn’t where the secret Rebel base is hidden, at least. $19.99
Shake It Up! If you have some heavy cream, a little sugar, and about a minute, you can make your own whipped cream with the Creazy Whipped Cream Maker! Add the silicone dodecahedrons to the ingredients, secure the lid, and shake, shake, shake! $14.99
Don’t be a scruffy-lookin’ nerf herder. Your body is a temple so make sure you treat it that way. Yeah, you may eat a whole pint of ice cream, so the inside may not be squeaky clean, but at least you’ll look great outside while you muscle through that wicked brain freeze. $59.99
Cognitive re-calibration – I hit you really hard in the head. Superpowers are really cool and all, but there is something to be said about the ones that just hang tough with the cards they’re dealt. In this case, being a master spy and assassin is a pretty good hand to be dealt. She’s all […]
Very very frightening. This wicked jagged blade inspired by the thunderbolt was custom-designed for ThinkGeek by a two-eyed Cyclops. The handle is modeled after Doric columns and the stainless steel blade has the word laser engraved on it, Greek for thunderbolt. $59.99
Over 9000… Dragonbucks. Will our heroes overcome the nightmare of trying to roll to a spot that doesn’t have a hotel on it? Or will they go bankrupt and fall to ruin? Find out next time on Dragonball Z! $39.99
The Dark Knightlight. This USB light can be your own personal Bat-Signal – only it won’t summon Batman every time you turn it on (we tried). Set it on your nightstand or hang it on your wall – it’ll be your light in the dark, dark (k)night. $29.99
Your eyes can deceive you. Yeah, yeah, you’ve seen each movie a dozen times. Even the prequels, we get it. Well, if you’re REALLY a super fan you’ll also read them. So you might as well go all in with this amazing collector’s box set. $349.99
Classy af. Not a fan of swearing, cussing, bad naughty words? Earmuffs! Eyemuffs? And, uh, maybe just don’t click on this product. $12.99
One of the many amenities of home Vault-Tec can provide. Just one of the many amenities of home that Vault-Tec can provide! Be comfy, cozy, and safe from nuclear annihilation underneath the soft fleece of the Vault 111 door. Tuck in and prepare for the best nap of your life! $29.99
Creative spark. These Color-Changing Sequin Notebooks are perfect for when you’re bored and should be taking notes but want to entertain yourself so you don’t fall asleep in class or faceplant on the conference table during a meeting. $9.99