There is no “death” button, fortunately. Although it has the form factor of an old-school walkman, this device is packed with technology of today. The audio jack will let you listen to wherever you store your tunes now through its speaker, and you can record new audio (with voice distortion). $29.99
Shiny Pikachu Tail Whip! Shiny Pikachu used Tail Whip! It’s super effective! Silver-plated and with a tail made of tiny crystals, there’s no way for this little Pika-P not to be Shiny. $17.99
Firefly-Class Transport. We thought there was a distinct lack of Serenity-adorned button up shirts in the marketplace today. So we set out to remedy that. This grey cotton shirt with short sleeves has Serenity screenprinted on the chest. Right over your heart. As it should be. $34.99
Life saver. Trust us, you don’t want to be in world 8 on a short supply of these. You never know what Bowser will throw at you next. You may think you’ve seen it all, but that’s how he gets ya! $39.99
Shirt like this, be with you ’til the day you die. This Firefly Ships Short Sleeve Shirt is a button up. Made from a grey cotton print with yellow and red Firefly-class ships, it features buttons for fastening the collar down, all fancy-like. $34.99
Zero trend commitment. These temporary hair colors are applied with a beauty blender and wash out the next time you jump in the shower. They’re perfect for a multi-costume weekend or a quick change to your daily look. $9.99
Star Wars Pizza: It’s What’s for Dinner Break out this R2-D2 pizza cutter on your next family pizza night. Design your own Star Wars-themed pizzas based on everyone’s favorite toppings, and R2-D2 will provide commentary as you cut the slices. $9.99
Time to be a unicorn. The hardest thing about these spray-on bottles of Temporary Metallic Hair Color is going to be choosing whether you want pink or purple. You just shake it up and spray it on. $9.99
Everlasting love for your momma! Grab this Mother’s Day card, write an endearing message, pull the tab (not unlike a grenade), and deliver it. Once your mom presses the indicated space, the sweet, sweet sounds of a baby wailing will descend upon her for the next three hours. $11.99
Beep-pack bloop-pack. Tote this little guy around wherever you go. Put him on your favorite bag and transport him around much like Luke did when taking him to Dagobah. Only difference is this R2 unit won’t try and make you turn around. $19.99
Beep-pack bloop-pack. Tote this little guy around wherever you go. Put him on your favorite bag and transport him around much like Luke did when taking him to Dagobah. Only difference is this R2 unit won’t try and make you turn around. $19.99
Beep-pack bloop-pack. Tote this little guy around wherever you go. Put him on your favorite bag and transport him around much like Luke did when taking him to Dagobah. Only difference is this R2 unit won’t try and make you turn around. $19.99
Beep-pack bloop-pack. Tote this little guy around wherever you go. Put him on your favorite bag and transport him around much like Luke did when taking him to Dagobah. Only difference is this R2 unit won’t try and make you turn around. $19.99
Queue the intro. You may be thinking, “Yes, ThinkGeek, I sure would love over 80 Star Wars songs on vinyl.” To which we say, “Wow, that’s highly specific, but also, we have just the thing for you!” $119.99
Beep-pack bloop-pack. Tote this little guy around wherever you go. Put him on your favorite bag and transport him around much like Luke did when taking him to Dagobah. Only difference is this R2 unit won’t try and make you turn around. $19.99
Queue the intro. You may be thinking, “Yes, ThinkGeek, I sure would love over 80 Star Wars songs on vinyl.” To which we say, “Wow, that’s highly specific, but also, we have just the thing for you!” $119.99
Boonowa tweepi, ho ho ho. This pin features Jabba the Hutt and everybody’s favorite Kowakian monkey-lizard, Salacious Crumb! It does NOT have a sound file, thankfully, so you won’t have to listen to his shrill cackle while you wear this. $14.99
Queue the intro. You may be thinking, “Yes, ThinkGeek, I sure would love over 80 Star Wars songs on vinyl.” To which we say, “Wow, that’s highly specific, but also, we have just the thing for you!” $119.99
Queue the intro. You may be thinking, “Yes, ThinkGeek, I sure would love over 80 Star Wars songs on vinyl.” To which we say, “Wow, that’s highly specific, but also, we have just the thing for you!” $119.99
Queue the intro. You may be thinking, “Yes, ThinkGeek, I sure would love over 80 Star Wars songs on vinyl.” To which we say, “Wow, that’s highly specific, but also, we have just the thing for you!” $119.99