Warn the others. This shirt is the best encouragement we can think of to make you run faster, jump higher, and kick some butt. Aliens are coming. Better be ready. $19.99
Lets-a go! We’ll give credit where it’s due – Bowser certainly has no shortage of tenacity. He’s been stirring up trouble for over thirty years, and he’s still as confident as ever. Too bad Mario is ready to throwdown at the drop of a hat. $19.99
Grandma: “I have more booty than 100 Beyonces.” Put on your metaphorical silly hat and play Utter Nonsense with your fun-lovingest friends. Saying strange phrases in odd accents combines to generate raucous laughter and some good-natured competition. $24.99
Get Lei’d. Does “aloha” also translate as “mayhem?” If it didn’t before, it will after Harley Quinn is finished with her hula dance! This dashboard doll-version really sways to those island rhythms… but the beat may only be in her head. $22.99
Warning! This package contains poop! If this bag shows up on your doorstep, don’t put it out with your boot! An original card game full of family-friendly bathroom humor, POOP will have everyone taking turns pooping and trying not to clog the toilet! For 2-10 players ages 6 and up. $19.99
This mug swirls your drink like a galaxy far, far away. Keep your blue milk or other beverage homogenized with this Darth Vader Self Stirring Mug. Simply press the button, and watch your drink swirl around like a spiral galaxy. $14.99
Yahaha! We would normally say you might want prioritize actually saving Princess Zelda, but she’s already been waiting 100 years. She can probably survive a little longer. There are shrines out there, ya know!? $19.99
Art-fully saving the galaxy! Incredible art from nearly 50 years spent saving the galaxy! This deluxe book delves into the creation and evolution of the Guardians through exclusive interviews with the writers and artists who have brought them to life. $44.99
Build your alphabet empire! Letter Tycoon is not like your traditional word game. It’s the perfect mix of alphabet fun, cunning strategy, and intellectual genius. Build words, buy letters, and score big! Finally, a game that where you can make a fortune with that English degree! $34.99
Store the contents of your moisture vaporator. It’s a sleek white bottle with the words “May the Force be with you” in gold script printed over a peachy off-center Rebel logo. It keeps your blue milk cold or your hot cocoa warm for hours. $24.99
Need a dispenser? Here. This particular Dispense-O-Matic 9000 Provisions Dispenser gives an endless supply of happiness and snuggles and a regenerating supply of squeezability for friendly Engineers (it takes a few seconds to build the supply back up once compressed). $29.99
Evil must stay hydrated at all times. This black steel tumbler features the Imperial logo in gold + Darth Vader’s lightsaber, eyes, and chest panel. $24.99
Yer a wizard, ‘Arry. Hang these signs high, and let all your friends know that you truly belong in the wizarding world. You’re still waiting on an owl from Hogwarts is all – it just got lost. It’ll be here… eventually. $11.99
You spin me right round, baby, right round. Don’t let anyone tell you that a hunk of metal isn’t fun. Just in the time it took to write this we’ve fallen prey to the top’s wiles. We’re ordering ours right now. $69.99
For all your dihydrogen monoxide needs. It’s a sleek black bottle with the word “Rebel” sideways, the second E being formed by the Rebel logo. It keeps your blue milk cold or your hot cocoa warm for hours. $24.99
Cooperative Adventure on the Go! Play Pocket Dungeon Quest, a cooperative dungeon crawl adventure game, anywhere – even with your kids. Rated for ages 6 and up and with a play time of 20 minutes, you should keep this game at the ready for whenever adventure calls. $24.99
Maybe he’s been saying “oil can” all these years. White steel tumbler with Artoo in gold with the words “bleep bloop bleep.” $24.99
Ahch-tong, baby. Celebrate Rey with this mini bust created by Gentle Giant. At 7″ tall, it’s 1:6 scale. It’s limited to an edition size of 2500, and each comes individually numbered by hand on the base with a matching Certificate of Authenticity. $119.99
It is a good day to roll the die. Klingon Monopoly is a bilingual game and includes a game board featuring planets and territories in the Star Trek Universe. $39.99
(Actual size.) Celebrate the 4 foot tall pirate powerhouse of Takodana, Maz Kanata, with this pin. Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we thought there wasn’t enough Maz merchandise, so we set about making this pin. We made her goggles dimensional, because we could. $14.99