Release the kraken. If you want one of these Tentacuddle Wraps, you’d better get kraken. The center tentacle (or arm, depending on the species you’ve chosen to represent) hugs your body; the outer ones just provide additional awesome. $39.99
On thy left. Fashioned after the horn carried by the eldest sons of the Stewards of Gondor throughout the ages, the Bicycle Horn of Gondor can be quickly clamped onto handlebars from 19-26mm with no tools required. Give it a gentle squeeze to release a massive blast. $29.99
Form your own search party. Search the little town of Hawkins for Barbara Holland. Maybe she’s studying with Nancy. Wait. Why’s her car a couple of blocks from Steve’s house? We promise searching for Barb will be hours of fun for the whole family! $13.99
You want one? How does the YASS Cat-apult work? Just put your fingers in the front paw-ckets, pull back on the hind legs, and the rubber in the cat’s body will stretch. Let go and the YASS Cat-apult will soar through the air up to 15 feet while declaring “YASS!” $14.99
Every Day Crisp & Carry. During your next camping trip or marathon gaming session, this Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag will keep you warm and cozy. It’s perfect for backpacking, camping, or couchsurfing. $79.99
Swimming is the new standing. The latest product from our GeekLabs division, the Swim Desk gives you a low-impact way to obtain the health benefits of a standing desk while at work. Set the speed of the artificial current so it’s appropriate to your current task. Take the plunge! $1,999.99
Doesn’t look like anything to us. We’ve recreated Armistice’s full-body snake tattoo from Westworld as a temporary tattoo for would-be cosplayers and fans who dig the look. Keep in mind that you’ll need a second person to help apply this, but it’ll last for up to three days. $18.99
Eat. Sleep. Roll. ThinkGeek is proud to announce our sponsorship of Geek & Sundry’s T-Sports team. You, too, can get in on the ground floor with Geek & Sundry’s T-Sports Team Jersey.
Let the genie out of the box. Witness these Shazam tapes. We uncovered a whole box full of them when we moved. Pristine VHS copies, now yours for the taking. Just say the magic word. $24.99
HOW DO YOU KEEP WINNING!? Go ahead and be THAT person. Beat all your friends with your patented “punch controller really hard” technique. You’re ready for the pros. Don’t let anyone tell you differently. $19.99
Lucky socks to wear during your next draft. Socks are a renewable resource too, as long as you remember to wash them. Black tournament-ready crew socks featuring mana symbols – just the lucky socks you need to win your next draft. $9.99
Much like bats, we’re not a fan of the Sun in our eyes. A hat probably hasn’t earned a slot on the ol’ utility belt, but seriously, this has to get it pretty close. This is right up there with pocket sand in terms of underrated crime fighting accessories. $24.99
REDRUM / MURDER: Beware of messages in the mirror. Keep track of all that you see in this journal from The Shining. Try your hand at writing your own novel in this blank journal based on The Shining. Perhaps you can find a secluded hotel with ghostly apparitions for inspiration. But keep your wits about […]
Lumos! Carry around a little bottle of lumos wherever you go with this magical keychain. Pay no attention to the battery and LED light. Definitely magic powered. $11.99
Just part of the costume. Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to look absolutely awesome with a single hat. $24.99
The new generation of POP! Even more Star Wars characters have been added to Funko’s already extensive POP! lineup. Choose Poe Dameron, Han Solo w/ Bowcaster, Finn, or Captain Phasma. $10.99
Shade from the bright Hawaiian sun. Just because you didn’t happen to crash land in Hawaii doesn’t mean you don’t need protection from the sun. Luckily, we’ve got you covered. Literally and figuratively. $24.99
I got 99 probllamas but my lunch ain’t one. Soccer llama. Nerdy llama. Hip-hop llama. Coffee llama. Llamas cover this mint green tote to protect your lunch, and, although the insulated properties also help in this respect, they keep your lunch cool. Or possibly cooll. $12.99
Which came first? Guaranteed free-range and cage-free, this set of a half-dozen Xenomorph eggs from Alien includes 3 which have hatched out the cutest little facehuggers. $24.99
Shaded like the heartless. Heartless aren’t the only thing you’ll need protection from in Kingdom Hearts. If you’re off in strange new worlds you’ll need to be prepared from all sorts of attacks. And, trust us, don’t underestimate solar barrages. $24.99