Computer, give me a status report on my drink. Need a status report on your drink? Better check the Engineering computer, running the latest Federation operating system: the Library Computer Access/Retrieval System. Set of 2 Star Trek coasters featuring LCARS computer graphics. $14.99
This raccoon does more trash talking than trash pillaging. This design by Sufi was the Grand Prize Family Design winner in Mighty Fine’s Guardians of the Galaxy Design Contest. $19.99
5:59 AM. Track your hours on this 2017 Five Nights at Freddy’s Wall Calendar. This is the sort of calendar where you wanna cross out the days as you make it past them, like it’s some kind of victory. $14.99
Yarr! Treasure nearby! I feel it in me bones! A mysterious sample brought up from the sea floor of the Bermuda Triangle contains the fossilized skeleton of a pirate! Explorers willing to carefully extract the bones will be able to create the skeleton’s secret treasure map and find the loot. $32.99
Now I am the master. Darth Vader is an excellent Sith Lord, but he would have been equally great as an evil CEO in an 80s Wall Street movie. In fact, you could basically keep all of his lines the same: “I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further.” $19.99
Design A Ping Pong Ball Launcher will take your ping pong game to the next level! A cross between a slingshot and a Nerf gun, the Design a Ping Pong Ball Launcher lets you use your creativity to design your own launcher and targets. $39.99
(meow meow meow) Meow Meow meow meow meow MEEEEEOW Meow. Remind yourself that cats are tiny little Sith (and Jedi) masters in fur suit on a daily basis with this 2017 Cat Wars Wall Calendar, which features cats with lightsabers. $14.99
The sea is everything. We carry this shirt through Recovering the Classics, a crowdsourced collection of original covers for great works in the public domain where anyone can contribute. $19.99
When the chips are down. These coasters have the look of those isolinear optical chips from ST:TNG, so you can feel like you’re a rebel without actually corrupting data or your furniture. At least we think. It’s not like we have the technology to read these yet, so who knows? $14.99
This raccoon does more trash talking than trash pillaging. This design by Sufi was the Grand Prize Family Design winner in Mighty Fine’s Guardians of the Galaxy Design Contest. $19.99
Every time a hammer rings, an Asgardian gets its wings. Designed to hold back your luscious locks and keep them out of your way while you’re busy coding or soldering, these Marvel Thor Wing Hair Clips are fashioned after the wings on Thor’s helmet. $19.99
Library Computer Access and Retrieval System for your fridge or filing cabinet Decorate your domicile with magnets complete with LCARS interface designs. Of course, the panels on these magnets are non-working – probably because our primitive electrical power-systems are incompatible with 24th century technology. $9.99
Dancing Helix Don’t leave a doubt in their minds how smart your baby is. She might not know what DNA is yet, but she looks adorable. $19.99
The sea is everything. We carry this shirt through Recovering the Classics, a crowdsourced collection of original covers for great works in the public domain where anyone can contribute. $19.99
Quirky and fun chemistry text. Let Bunpei Yorifuji’s delightful illustrations reintroduce you to each of the elements on the periodic table. $17.99
Classy Spidey. That big ol’ spider descending over the golden full moon on the front of this shirt makes us want to get out a shoe. At this rate, we’re never getting our superpowers. $24.99
Don’t wait till it’s too late for your ears. Save them now with Vibes Hi-Fidelity Earplugs Enjoy your favorite live concert or show without the ear ringing on the ride home. Grab a pair of these washable, durable, minimalist Vibe Hi-Fidelity Earplugs. $23.99
Proud, noble, majestic: a perfect symbol for the Alliance. Once you’ve downed the Dark Lady, bled Bloodhoof, killed in Quel’Thalas, and taken part in the Orgrimmar Offensive, what’s even left to do? Oh, don’t worry. There’s always an expansion for that! $24.99
The future of technology. Replace that outdated duotronic system with the latest in Starfleet memory technology – isolinear optical chips. With a maximum capacity of 2.15 kiloquads, each of these Star Trek Isolinear Chip Magnets can hold all sorts of important information. $9.99
Captain America: Civil Wear. Each Marvel Civil War Kawaii Earring Set comes with two pairs of earrings: one Iron Man and one Captain America. Each are two-part earrings – their heads are the studs, and their SD bodies are a charm that hangs from the post. They’re flippin’ adorable. $19.99