Sparkly vampires need not apply. This is the third iteration of Fury of Dracula, which shows what a popular game it’s become. One player takes on the role of Count Dracula. The others take on the roles of hunters: Abraham van Helsing, Mina Harker, Dr. Seward, and Lord Godalming. $59.99
Paws and reflect. Extra neat: your purchase of this shirt feeds 3 shelter dogs. Donations go to over 1000 shelters across the U.S. $19.99
Don’t worry, it does work on wood-fired pizza! No matter what you love on your pizza, be it pepperoni, bacon, sweet corn, or even fish fingers and custard, this special sonic screwdriver can handle anything! Modeled after the Eleventh Doctor’s sonic, with genuine sound effects that play when you cut. $9.99
Just don’t have snacks with your poker game if it runs past midnight. Gremlins! They’ve invaded your machinery, your home, your workplace, and now… your playing cards! Licensed deck features Gremlins and Gizmo on the face cards and custom suits. Just don’t have snacks with your poker game if it runs past midnight. $9.99
“Play Dark Souls” they said. “It’ll be fun” they said. Just so you know, you’re going to want to soak this shirt in cold water immediately. Rub it with soap, and then add some pretreatment if you have it before you launder it. You know. To get the bloodstain out. $19.99
In addition to being a thermocapsulary dehousing assister, R2-D2 also helps pop popcorn. If you love, light and fluffy air-popped popcorn, then this is the droid you are looking for! The R2-D2 Popcorn Maker blows out fluffy, healthy popcorn for consumption during all your favorite films. $49.99
Knowledge is power. This book may be intended for kids, but Electronics for Kids is a great way to demystify electricity and circuits for anyone who learns best through doing. $24.99
Do not look directly into the mug without eye protection. Celebrate the weirdness that is the V838 Monocerotis stellar outburst with this heat change mug. When cold, it displays the red supergiant, and when filled with coffee, the mug shows the supergiant surrounded by the light echo of its stellar outburst. $8.99
I’ll get you for this, He-Man! Imagine the power you will wield when you have the Havoc Staff in your possession! This smaller version wraps around your wrist, and discharges bolts of mystic force from the ram’s skull.* $54.99
Pack a picnic and your pencils, and spend your afternoons coloring between the lines of this Jane Austen adult coloring book. Whether you are a Lizzy, Elinor, Emma, Marianne, or Mr. Darcy, this Jane Austen adult coloring book with its scenes and witticisms from Ms. Austen’s classics will keep you occupied for hours. $12.99
Travel through time with the Doctor! Been waiting for your chance to travel through time with the Doctor? Don’t just wait for your timey-wimey adventures – grab a set of colored pencils and get started on this adult coloring book featuring historical figures that the Doctor has visited! $14.99
These have our glowing endorsement. The fact that these Deep Blue Daynight Diver Tritium Automatic Watches are intended for when you’re underwater is an added bonus. Choose Black and White or Stealth. Both are equipped with 14 tritium tubes (yay, radioactivity!) that glow orange and green. $249.99
More is never enough. Ah, this shirt combines two of your very favorite things in life: UNIX and beer. A match made not in heaven, but in Berkeley and in some old yeast-infested clay pots filled with barley. $9.99
The next generation of coders Sit down with this board book and teach your wee geek about the building blocks of the web. $8.99
Assassin’s version of a utility belt. For when you need a copious amount of tools for all the templar you face. Or all the classes you have to go to today before 1pm. It works for both $69.99
Eyes in the back of your hand. Fashioned after Tri-Klops’s rotating visor helmet, this Masters of the Universe Tri-Klops Ring features all three eyes. Spin the band to have a specific eye facing up. $42.99
You, too, can have the power. Right. So when you get these, you’re basically required to hold them over your head and declare “By the power of Grayskull…” and then tiny lightning will strike you, and you can finish “…I HAVE THE POWER!” Albeit tiny power, but still power. $21.99
More is never enough. Ah, this shirt combines two of your very favorite things in life: UNIX and beer. A match made not in heaven, but in Berkeley and in some old yeast-infested clay pots filled with barley. $9.99
The Force. The Jedi. All of it. “I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo jumbo. A magical power holding together good and evil? The Dark Side and the Light?” $24.99
RSVP with regrets when invited to a landing party. A funny little picture book with cartoons about the unfortunate life of a Redshirt in Star Trek. $14.99