Baptized in blood and fear. What’s the point of a note that just says “We know” anyway? Is that supposed to scare us? Ooooo, we’re just quaking in our Daedric boots over here. Hey! Wait a second! Where are you taking us?!? $19.99
Need a little help finding someone? The members of this Star Wars Plush Mini Bounty Hunter Set might be happy to help you out… for a small fee. These super-deformed plushes are ready to take you in – to a big ol’ hug. Well, little hug. $29.99
House Rules for the Galaxy. Of course, “Resistance is futile” works best as a House Rule when you’re not the one doing the resisting. $24.99
Laugh it up, Fuzzball. Meet Plush Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite. Superdeformed, he looks a lot like a character from South Park. $11.99
More difficult than casting nonverbal spells! Two puzzles in one! Piece together a Quidditch trunk, outer shape and all, then flip the pieces over to do it again with a new Quidditch scene. $19.99
SICK! Why does Louise wear pink rabbit ears all the time? The world may never know, especially if you keep your mouth shut, got it? Get your own set of rabbit ears so you can start telling it like it is to everyone. $19.50
Wizard art for Muggle walls. Four different Harry Potter posters to choose from – all motionless, granted, but beautiful pieces of wizard art all the same. Pick from the Hogwarts Crest, an illustrated top-down map of Hogwarts, the Marauder’s Map, or Harry in a game of Quidditch. $6.99
Snore more with Snorlax. There’s nowhere better to relax after a long day of work, school, or just being out and about than on your Pokémon Snorlax Bean Bag Chair. At almost 4 feet tall and over 2 feet across, this (s)lumbering Pokémon is perfect for your dorm room. $149.99
Just let it in “Let It In” poster by Russell Walks features Rey holding a lightsaber, silhouetted against the snowy forest underneath the iconic words, “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….” $39.99
I Need No One To Protect Me Half-orc of woman of mysterious origins, thrust into the human world – where will her loyalties lie? One thing is for sure, though: Garona can take care of herself. She is a survivor. $21.99
No disintegrations, guaranteed. For those of you who could also use a little more Boba Fett in your life, here he is. Modeled on his ROTJ look, the figure features a fabric cape, 7 interchangeable hand parts, and, of course, a jetpack. $259.99
He’s no good to my sliced bread. You can use this Han Solo cutting board to prepare foods, to serve them, and to protect your surfaces. Since its hygienic glass surface resists heat up to 350° F, it’s a perfect trivet. But we could see using this in a craft room, too. $19.99
This is just the beginning. As worlds collide, there is no hope of survival without working together. Because let’s face it: there are just some boss fights that you can’t solo. $21.99
The battle for hearts and minds. This set of eight Star Wars 2016 Propaganda Postcards includes images aimed at turning the hearts and minds of the people. Printed on heavy stock and packed in a custom protective sleeve autographed by Russell Walks, these are a limited-edition of 1000. $39.99
Let the good times roll. The Marbelocity Mini Coaster is intended as a kit for kids – one to help them learn about cool STEM concepts like conservation of energy, potential & kinetic energy, and gear trains. $29.99
Represent your house. House banners representing Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. There’s also a Hogwarts one featuring the crest and motto, so you can hang them up in your house’s common room, or decorate a Great Hall with all five. $19.99
Get the ball rolling. Inspired by the real wooden roller coaster of the same name, located at Playland in Rye, NY, the Marbleocity Dragon Coaster is made of over 80 laser-cut birch wood parts. The only supplies you’ll need are glue and some time. $49.99
What Natasha wears around the house. This full zip Black Widow French Terry Hoodie with ribbed cuffs and waist has a heather grey body and hood with blue sleeves. It features exposed seams and a distressed logo printed on the chest, so everybody will know this ain’t your first rodeo. $59.99
A pilot, a pirate, and a princess in peril! Russell Walks produced this retro design for Star Wars Celebration Europe 2016. Coming in at 18″ x 24″, this lithograph is limited to 250 numbered copies, so if you like it, order yours today. $39.99
Bats in the closet. These Winged Platform Booties feature a removable black wing (matte on one side, shiny on the reverse) laced into the top 3 eyelets of the outer side of the pair, so when you stand with your feet together, it looks like your feet have sprouted tiny wings. $69.99