No more bubblegum on a string. The Screwpop Magnetic Pickup has a carabiner on one end, making it super convenient to carry on your keychain. Or stick it to the side of your toolkit so it’s always with you when you’re installing something. $5.99
“Real” bacon bits confuse us. We don’t know if these Quotation Marks Stud Earrings are meant to be air quotes or normal ones. Almost everything that comes out of our mouths is sarcasm, so it’s just easier to assume these earrings are there to put air quotes around whatever we say. $15.99
Being prepared is key. Shorter than a business card and about the size of a standard Sharpie in diameter, this Screwpop Flashlight 2.0 performs its function without getting in your way. The carabiner-style clip on this flashlight functions as a bottle opener, too. $5.99
Mark XLIII – Good against Ultrons. Beautifully sculpted addition to the Kotobukiya ARTFX Marvel statue line, the Mark 43 Iron Man suit returned to a red-dominated color scheme and darkened the color to match the tone of Age of Ultron. Tony Stark sure has a lot of suits. $139.99
You have cat to be kitten me right meow These Kitten & Yarn Stud Earrings are perfect for displaying your allegiance to the cause of feline world domination. One earring’s a little black cat and the other’s a ball of yarn, soon to be a very long string of yarn. $15.99
For a great morning warrior This heat changing mug reminds us of who Yoda is when he’s not being a zen master. When it’s filled with hot liquid, Yoda appears wielding his lightsaber, ready to give someone on the Dark Side a Very Bad Day. $14.99
Cutting-edge element 6. This Carbon Fiber Neck Knife ships with a 30″ black ball chain and Kydex sheath. It weighs next to nothing and has a slim profile so it’s subtle. And it’s just sweet to look at. $58.99
Something to latch on to. So now that you have your bike safely locked up with your U-lock, what about your key to that lock? Put it on its own U-lock with this miniature U-Lock Key Ring. It’s cute. It’s a perfect gift for the cyclist in your life. $4.99
A breath of fresh air. Give a shout-out to the hardest-working oxygenators a body could want with this Anatomical Lung Necklace. It’s a tiny wooden set of lungs that hangs in front of your actual lungs. And it even has tiny little bronchi burnt into the design. $25.99
Express yourself. It’s a rough life being a Stormtrooper. You’re constantly ordered around by your superiors. You’re at risk of being Force-choked by Darth Vader at any moment. But the worst part? You’re always surrounded by other Stormtroopers who look just like you. $19.99
Got brains on the brain. Show your admiration for brains by displaying them proudly to either side of your own with these Anatomical Brain Stud Earrings. Made from birch wood, these tiny brains have their sulci burnt in (that’s the official name for the foldy bits). $15.99
Comfy Command Colors Every few hundred of years, Starfleet changes the division colors on us. Who’s wearing the blue uniforms right now? Not sure, we just came out of a time travel loop; which century is this again? $19.99
Comfy Command Colors Every few hundred of years, Starfleet changes the division colors on us. Who’s wearing the blue uniforms right now? Not sure, we just came out of a time travel loop; which century is this again? $19.99
Comfy Command Colors Every few hundred of years, Starfleet changes the division colors on us. Who’s wearing the blue uniforms right now? Not sure, we just came out of a time travel loop; which century is this again? $19.99
Kirk is hot Pour your caffeinated fuel of choice into this Star Trek Beam Me Up Heat Change Ceramic Travel Mug, featuring the Command insignia on one side. This beauty of a mug will hold twenty ounces of the aforementioned fuel. $16.99
Kirk is hot Pour your caffeinated fuel of choice into this Star Trek Beam Me Up Heat Change Ceramic Travel Mug, featuring the Command insignia on one side. This beauty of a mug will hold twenty ounces of the aforementioned fuel. $16.99
Kirk is hot Pour your caffeinated fuel of choice into this Star Trek Beam Me Up Heat Change Ceramic Travel Mug, featuring the Command insignia on one side. This beauty of a mug will hold twenty ounces of the aforementioned fuel. $16.99
This knife has our glowing endorsement The full-tang 420 stainless steel blade and tritium capsule are encased by a custom Zytel handle, and the fixed knife comes with a sheath for times when you don’t want the glow to give you away. $94.99
This knife has our glowing endorsement The full-tang 420 stainless steel blade and tritium capsule are encased by a custom Zytel handle, and the fixed knife comes with a sheath for times when you don’t want the glow to give you away. $94.99
Your name in lights. Let the Bluetooth Smart Badge be your own personal billboard ready to announce your brilliant thoughts to the world or a convenient way to quietly tell someone to STFU. We’ll leave that decision up to you. Use your powers wisely. $29.99