No fusion core required to power your keys. Never wonder again where you left your keys with this Fallout Power Armor Funko POP! Keychain. Now, if only your keys always left a map marker wherever you last left them! $4.99

Caffeine for when you feel mostly dead. Literally turn Cary Elwes from the Dread Pirate Roberts into Westley quite with this Princess Bride 12oz Mug. One side features Buttercup gazing into the eyes of Westley; the other features her with the Dread Pirate Roberts. $9.99

Does not come with Shakira’s voice. Meet the Gazelle Horn Handle Damascus Blade. It’s a small elegant knife with a gorgeous fixed trailing point blade. $98.99

Avengers – no assembly required. This Marvel Avengers Side Window Mesh Sunshade proclaims your geekdom to anyone who sees the side of your vehicle, plus it provides easy installation and removal of your geek theming. $9.99

The new classic Steve Rogers from Marvel Now! Marvel Now! has brought classic Marvel characters into the modern era, and this incredibly detailed 1/10th scale statue brings Steve Rogers off the page and into our world. $54.99

Which are you? It’s the inevitable sequel to our ever-popular Binary People shirt. $19.99

Locksmith perk not required, just put him on your keys! Never wonder again where you left your keys with this Borderlands Claptrap Funko POP! Keychain. No need to search high and low for that Locksmith bobblehead, when you’ve already got this guy attached to your keys! $4.99

Carpool with Deadpool. Deadpool – Thumbs Up Universal Sunshade blocks out UV rays and has two elastic bands that keep it folded when not in use. It’s perfect for the designated vehicle for taco runs. $19.99

We feel your pain. We’ve reproduced the look of Deanna Troi’s lavender jumpsuit from 2nd and 3rd seasons of Star Trek: The Next Generation with this swim shirt. The embroidered combadge is stitched on, and it features flatlock princess seams to fit a female’s body. $49.99

Less scandalous than the usual Starfleet cover up. This Star Trek:TNG Cover-Up Romper is perfect. It’s our subtle nod to TNG. It’s perfect for layering at a festival or throwing over your suit when you’re sitting by the pool because you need a break from the con. $39.99

Boldly Go. Whether your destination is the ocean world of Pacifica, the pristine beaches of Risa, or your local Y, take the plunge with these Star Trek:TNG One-Piece Swimsuits modeled after the ST:TNG uniform. Choose Blue, Gold, or Red, whichever suits you. $59.99

Does not include tiny monkey in a coat. How much would you pay for this geeky shirt? $19.99? $20.99? But wait… there’s more! No, actually, there isn’t. Except for the fact that it’s FREE with $25 purchase. $19.99

A different kind of carbon trade exchange. These Pure Carbon Fiber and Leather Wallets come in Bi-Fold Wallet or Card Holder. Both offer RFID protection with TPU-coated 3K carbon fiber on both sides. And both have 6 card slots. $19.99 – $49.99

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Meet this Classic Abalone Handle Folding Damascus Knife. Closed, it’s beautiful, with the abalone scales and carved bolster. Even the backspacer has an elegant little design on it. The blade features a gorgeous undulating Damascus pattern. $98.99

Beebee-ate? More like Beebee-drank! Just what you need on a desert planet like Jakku: an astromech droid with 32 ounces of water! Durable wide-mouthed water bottle with BB-8 artwork makes the perfect companion. $14.99

“No Plus No Equals No” – TMBG, “No!” Yeah. You know what? That’s not gonna happen. Not so much. Not if I have anything to do with it. Which I won’t. Cause I’m not doing it. Period. “No” means “no.” You don’t even have to ask me, cause the answer’s right here. Ennnn. Ohhhh. No. […]

No, really – you’d better watch out. One hundred times better than Elf on a Shelf, we’ve got the Devil on the Level, the Grue in your Flue, the Yule Ghoul on the Stool, Krampus. Standing 10″ tall on his cloven hooves, this Krampus Plush is ready to hug you to death. No, really. $12.99

Out of this world. The Damascus blade is made with a VG-10 steel core and has a steel frame with a liner lock. The abalone scales are breathtaking in their natural beauty. $148.99

Shiny! Celebrate the mysterious magnificence of Captain Phasma with this Captain Phasma Infinity Scarf. Her helmet is printed repeatedly across the design, and it almost looks like a manufacturer’s brand until you look at it up close. $24.99

Good luck claiming you didn’t see the biker NOW. Monkeylectric Monkey Light – Animated Bicycle Spoke Lights use science (persistence of vision) and your own muscles (pedaling power) to turn spots of light into awesome streaking patterns. $25.99 – $59.99