Tag. You’re it. Well, they ARE rebels. You’d think there’s probably “Vader Sucks!” graffiti painted on some bridge somewhere in the Star Wars galaxy. $19.99
Things to do that don’t involve you. You know what? We shouldn’t have to make up an excuse for why we’re not going to join in the fun. You know why we’re not coming? Our brain can’t take any more of you today. Or anyone else, for that matter. Better luck next time. $19.99
Nothing up your sleeve. With a fixed-back closure, these Star Wars R2-D2 Silhouette Cufflinks come in a box suitable for gifting, which makes them the perfect groomsman gift for the guys who, like Artoo, always have your back. $59.99
Beware the Widow’s Bite. We love that this Black Widow figure from the Variant Play Arts Kai line isn’t showing gratuitous skin. We love the additional armor plates. We seriously dig that we can pose her with all the effects arcing off her gauntlets or not, as we choose. $129.99
Those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. Introverts. We learn early to entertain ourselves, because other people wear us out. So there’s lots of imaginary friends and imaginary beasties and imaginary zombie apocalypses… hmm. Maybe this is where preppers come from? $19.99
Houndstooth, not hounds’ teeth, which would be an X-Men thing. When we combine “Avengers” and “Houndstooth” we generally end up with the wrong brand of Avengers. Although Diana Rigg would make a fetching Black Widow, and we already know Robert Downey Jr. can rock a bowler. $19.99
Oontz oontz oontz. Put your hooves in the air! Wave ’em like you just don’t care. DJ PON3 is going to rock Ponyville with some fat beets… oops, we meant beats. Guess we were a little hungry there. $19.99
So charming. Hang in There Kitty bead for your European-style charm bead bracelet. $19.99
Pocket universe. In terms of the comic book world, Rob Liefeld is probably seriously disappointed in us for making this shirt. Just one pocket? Amateurs. $19.99
This IS the droid you’re looking for! This fully-articulated C-3PO figure is the droid you’re looking for! Detailed paint job including battle damage, removable magnetic restraining bolt, light-up eyes, and accessories. $229.99
Houndstooth, not hounds’ teeth, which would be an X-Men thing. When we combine “Avengers” and “Houndstooth” we generally end up with the wrong brand of Avengers. Although Diana Rigg would make a fetching Black Widow, and we already know Robert Downey Jr. can rock a bowler. $19.99
Carry me, minion! Since you’re here, wanna hear the new dubstep song I wrote? $19.99
Does this figure have a soul? This sixth-scale figure of Legion from the Mass Effect universe stands 13″ tall and wields both a Geth Pulse Rifle and the Widow Sniper Rifle. $189.99
Carry me, minion! Since you’re here, wanna hear the new dubstep song I wrote? $19.99
We cant die, Bendis. And you know why? Because we are so very pretty. 12-inch Malcolm Reynolds figure with hyper-realistic likeness to Nathan Fillion. 38 points of articulation, and comes complete with pistol, communicator, interchangeable hands, and outfit including a coat that’s kinda a brownish color. $179.99
Pocket universe. In terms of the comic book world, Rob Liefeld is probably seriously disappointed in us for making this shirt. Just one pocket? Amateurs. $19.99
A sweetie for your sweetie. The I Love My Geek 8-Bit Heart Cupcake Bath Bomb looks like a cupcake. Smells like a cupcake (vanilla). And is guaranteed to make you (or your sweetie) feel like you just won the game. $11.99
Pocket universe. In terms of the comic book world, Rob Liefeld is probably seriously disappointed in us for making this shirt. Just one pocket? Amateurs. $19.99
For the strong-willed and agile. This sterling silver charm, which RockLove created exclusively for ThinkGeek, features a blackened scorpion cradling a red enamel heart to symbolize Vanessa Ives from Penny Dreadful. $99.99
Immerse your sudden but inevitable betrayal. This Archaeology Soap, featuring 4 unique layers, is handmade just for ThinkGeek. And, as in real life, what really counts is what’s inside – which is DINOSAURS. There are 2 plastic dinosaurs hidden in every 3″ cube of soap. $16.99