She’s got it where it counts. The right leg of these yoga pants has the Millennium Falcon printed on it in a starfield. Featuring a blue fold-over waist with the words “Use the Force” on the back, these black fitted capris have leg seams on the inside but no pockets. $39.99
A Force, indeed. Celebrate the being that calls itself Singularity with this new A-Force hooded pullover from Marvel. $34.99
Two books in one, for real! Mathematical! All new gorgeous, hilarious, and grotesque illustrations. Ancient wizard lore, spells, curses, and jokes. Scribbles and souvenirs of a cute demon girl growing up. Goofball commentary by Finn, Jake, Marceline, and the Ice King. Algebraic! $24.99
Protect your pennies. Hulk’s got the super-strength going on, but if you’re looking for advice on where to keep your money, Tony Stark is probably the best Avenger ask. There’s even an Iron Man suit for that, in a manner of speaking. $29.99
Don’t trust your phone with a phony. You want to be sure your iPhone 6 has the best protection possible. Imperially-stylish protection, of course! This Episode VII iPhone 6 Hard Shell Case features a smooth, high-gloss finish, just like your Stormtrooper armor. $12.99
For all your notes on the Mushroom Kingdom. Set of three small notebooks featuring retro Super Mario Bros. artwork on the covers and endpapers. One with blank pages, one with lined, and a pocket-sized notebook with graph paper, so you can keep notes and design your own levels. $14.99
Om nom nom tasty trees! Enjoy your time in the jungle. If you have a Tango in your inventory, you might even feel some rejuvenation from the surrounding foliage. Wait, did you just consume that tree? Guess that’s one way to enjoy nature. $22.99
Hey there, little buddy! This Star Wars BB-8 Backpack Buddy is ready to hold all your stuff – well, small stuff at least. This little droid ain’t too big, you know. The BB-8 Backpack Buddy features two adjustable backpack straps in case you need a droid along for the ride. $39.99
Batpom. Each Batman Holiday Pom Beanie is a one-size-fits-most-noggins sort of hat. It has a Batman design knitted into it, and around the folded up edge it has BATMAN written in yellow (once on the front and once on the back). $19.99
Warp drive. This Star Trek Delta Logo Speed-Grip Steering Wheel Cover features the command insignia embossed around the edge three times. And you don’t have to be Scotty to install it. No tools needed. $19.99
Life will show you where you’re needed most. Growing up and finding your place in the world is always rough. But like Captain George Stacy says: life will show you where you’re needed most. With great power comes… something. Surely there must be a mantra for this? $34.99
Deflector shield blocks harmful UV radiation The Star Trek Sunshade features the crew of ST:TOS on the bridge, including Scotty, McCoy, Chekov, Nurse Chapel, Kirk, Uhura, Spock, and Sulu. $19.99
A good year. The left hip of these yoga pants has “Rebel 77” printed on it. Featuring a grey fold-over waist with schematic diagrams, these black fitted pants have leg seams on the inside but no pockets. $39.99
For bluecoats. Please enjoy your standard-issue Blue Sun Zip-Up Hoodie. 60% cotton / 40% polyester, this full-zip hoodie has a grey hood and sleeves and features the Blue Sun logo on the front chest and back. $49.99
Vader’s got a posse. Let your little ones express their inner Sith in this black, knit, fleece-lined beanie with Vader’s helmet worked into the knit pattern. The gloves feature Vader’s helmet, facing out, on the back of each hand. $19.99
For running through those long Death Star hallways. Just in case any rebels sneak onto your base and try to spring their rebel traitor princess out of the detention level, you have to be ready to do some serious hallway running. Train for such highly unlikely scenarios in a pair of official Imperial jogger $39.99
Bam! Pow! Shuriken! Your Batcave might be coming along nicely, but do you have a hinged metal Batarang in an attractive display case on the wall? No? There’s a solution for that, you know. $69.99
Deadpool your resources. We suspect that if you explain to this X-Force Deadpool PX Head Bank that you’re using it to save up all your coins for the biggest chimichanga and pancake extravaganza buffet evar, he’ll totally stay put and happily hold your money. For now. $29.99
Serious tools for serious gourd sculpting. You’re not going to take second place in the Pumpkin Carving Contest for the third year in a row, are you? No, you’re ready to step up your game with a set of master pumpkin carving tools. The competition will be out of their gourds! $26.99
Don’t let your eyes deceive you. Gunnar, known for glasses that are great for grueling hours of screentime, and Razer, known for gaming peripherals, got together. And their spawn was a little thing called Gunnar RPG Designed by Razer Gaming Glasses. $99.99