POP! Smart. POP! S-Mart. Ash from Army of Darkness has been added to Funko’s already extensive POP! lineup. $9.99
Defense against paper cuts. Protect your finger or threaten others with this fierce Skull Finger Claw. Made from steel, it has 3 joints to give you flexibility when wearing it. $24.99
For your blast doors. Old-school cardboard skeleton with movable joints in the form of a 3″ tall Stormtrooper from Star Wars. $4.99
The shirt makes the man. Your favorite Marvel superhero/anti-hero wise-cracking playboy on a snazzy quarter-zip pullover. Officially-licensed Marvel apparel. A ThinkGeek exclusive! $34.99
The Dark Lord has returned… and it’s YOU! Latex adult mask of The Dark Lord – realistic enough to strike fear into the hearts of Wizards and Muggles alike. They’ll be calling you “Lord Vol- I mean, He Who Must Not Be Named” in no time! $44.99
A helmet for your safety. This 15th-16th Century Knight’s Close Helmet is the knight’s iconic piece of armor, and now it can be yours, too. $129.99
Throw down! This pair of Medieval gauntlets is made from steel with brass fittings. They’re lined with a pair of black suede gloves so you don’t have to worry about chafing. $189.99
Under the cowl… literally. We’ve concentrated “Batman-ness” into its purest form, and that is this Batman Cowl Mask. $44.99
Spooking your neighbors really shouldn’t just be reserved for Halloween alone. There are zombies and giant spiders in your house! Or at least, you can make the neighbors think that, without actually letting the undead hordes and Aragog move in. $14.99
Who you gonna small? Each of these three-inch-tall Ghostbusters Titans Collection Vinyl Figures comes to you blind-boxed, which means they are chosen randomly. $9.99
Make sparks fly! The tinyTesla Musical Tesla Coil Kit lets you learn about alternating-current electricity in a hands-on manner that’s easily accessible and not intimidating. $229.99
Interactivity everywhere. In the Bare Conductive Touch Board Starter Kit, you’ll find a Touch Board, conductive paint in two different forms, plus all the components that will make your experimentation fun so you don’t have to rummage through the house to gather them. $149.99
7-inch Man Without Fear, cleaning up miniature Hell’s Kitchen. Cleaning up New York City’s Hell’s Kitchen neighborhood by night, lawyering by day. Fear not included. Not ever. $24.99
Looking back fondly on your binary-star system home world! Do you still look back wistfully at your childhood home when you’re a Dark Lord of the Sith? Perhaps dreams of Tatooine really do dance in Darth Vader’s head. $49.99
They say the best offense is a good defense. This is exactly what your standard-issue human thinks ancient Greek and Roman armor looked like. And just in case, this “ancient-style” leather cuirass can protect your torso from period experts wielding historically-accurate weapons. $249.99
You are blessed by the Goddesses and destined to protect Hyrule. Adventure awaits, whether on the open sea, under the clouds, or even just across a big field. It’s dangerous to go alone, though, so take the right equipment with you! $5.99 – $7.99
The Mountain variety is our favorite. Star Wars Dewback Pet Costume features a head wrap and one-piece jumpsuit which includes a mounted Sandtrooper. $29.99
Even the Dark Side could use some decorative lighting. These Star Wars Porch Light Covers make even the Dark Side of any given porch light up with Star Wars joy. $9.99
Hope you get Jelly Babies. You know, War of the Worlds broadcast notwithstanding, Halloween would be a perfect time for an alien race to come and take over Earth. Or maybe they already tried and the Doctor helped us avoid that outcome…. $19.99
Trick or Tree-t. Build your own anthropomorphic creation with this Spooky Living Tree set. It comes with a plastic face and two arms, which you can attach to a tree using the little clear plastic tabs. $24.99