The perfect shirt for sword-training tutorials. Tap A while holding the analog stick to the side to roll around your opponent. Hold B for a spin attack. Now drop and give me 20 Goron-style push-ups! $19.99

Ceci n’est pas une lune. Now we just need a Death Star beret, and we’ll be good to go. $24.99

Dark wings, dark words. This Raven Ear-wing Ear Wrap, made from blackened English pewter, is a little over 2″ tall, a little over 1 1/2″ wide, and just over 1/2″ deep. It weighs just over 1/4 of an ounce. It is made for the left ear. $27.99

Do your duty: wear it at sea. Featuring a repeating TARDIS design with an overall Union Flag motif, this Union Jack TARDIS Infinity Scarf goes with red, white, and blue. $24.99

Eat all the corn dogs. Spider-Gwen costume hooded tank top. Design continues on the back, which is racerback style. Rounded hem. Spiderweb design on inside of hood. $34.99

Be an office hero. 3-button, black performance polo with a tone-on-tone Avengers logo embroidered on both sleeves. $29.99

They do nothing! This pair of machined aluminum apocalypse goggles in antique copper finish has round lenses with removable slot plates over them. $89.99

Don’t you look riveting. This unisex aluminum cuff with antique copper finish and CNC-machined design is a serious statement piece. $39.99

Protection from chemical, biological, and historical warfare. This cast silicone gas mask features jeweler’s lenses. All the metal is machined aluminum with an antique copper finish. $99.99

Loosen it to avoid accidental Force Choke This Darth Vader Check Print silk tie is the sixth in our tie-of-the-month series. Available for purchase from ThinkGeek ONLY in the month of September. $64.99

Unicorn anatomy Purple unicorn silhouette on a dark grey ladies’ tank top. Unicorn skeleton glows green in the dark. $19.99

No nip is safe! How much would you pay for a shirt with a pirate cat on it? $19.99? $20.99? But wait… there’s more! No, actually, there isn’t. Except for the fact that it’s FREE with $25 apparel purchase. $19.99