Distressed signal from the TARDIS?! Hug this Doctor Who Distressed TARDIS Microraschel Throw to make it feel better. Or to make yourself feel better. It’s made from soft polyester fleece, and it measures a generous 50″ x 89″. $29.99
Wings of freedom. And on that day fans received a grim reminder that if they didn’t order while something was in stock, they might not get the chance again. $59.99
We don’t mean to egg you on… Noble Collection fashioned this replica of the Golden Egg from the first task in the Triwizard Tournament without an opening mechanism. $69.99
Batlander. Each Batman Peruvian Mask Hat is a one-size-fits-most-noggins sort of hat. The front has Batman’s details screened on and reinforced eyeholes. $19.99
Darthwinism. Your mileage may vary, but we think it gets progressively less annoying as you go from left to right. $19.99
The Singular Super Ninja. This Limited-Edition Ninja Gaiden 3 Ryu Hayabusa Statue is limited to 300 worldwide total. $299.99
Watch out around lightsabers. White and fuzzy, just like the real thing, but without the danger of being eaten, this Wampa Beanie is just the thing for chilly mornings. $19.99
Survive and then write about it. ThinkGeek has just the pen for when you need your pen to be more than a pen. In fact, we have not only one, but three. Choose Ballpoint with Stylus, Fountain Pen, or Whistle Top, depending on your preferred writing instrument / emergency need combination. $24.99
Great Scott! Or, more appropriately, tiny Scott! Vinyl Idolz from Back to the Future. Choose Dr. Emmett Brown or Marty McFly, both of which are 8″ scale. $19.99
The Dark Knight knot. People are not going to look at you strange when you show up to a cocktail party wearing this Dark Knight Silk Tie. A deep navy blue, it features the logo in grey, making it go with basically half your suits. $49.99
Bag of tricks. This roomy rucksack-style backpack features the Hogwarts crest and bold stripes. $49.99
Aren’t you a little short for a Sith Lord? Everybody has a black bag at the baggage carousel. Only yours is black because it belongs to the Dark Side. $79.99
We made this just for you. Hal Jordan and the entire Green Lantern Corps meet Star Trek characters from the J.J.verse, and two fictional universes become one. $5.99
With Kung-Fu Grip! Well, if you know Kung-Fu. Just lay down on this 100% cotton Action Hero Beach Blanket listing your features, and you’ll be ready for a picnic or a day at the beach. $29.99
Don’t squint to see the minimap any more! We totally suggest you get little magnets and use your shirt as a real-time minimap for some of the rounds at The International. Unless, of course, you wear a pacemaker. $19.99
Offline mode. In the new Evolve Legacy Collection from Funko you’ll find Val, Maggie, Hank, Markov, and Goliath. $19.99
Fuzzy Wuzzy returns. These DOTA 2 Microplushes feature 11 different designs to collect $14.99
Cause they weren’t cute enough? More Minions have been added to Funko’s already extensive POP! lineup, this time from the Minions movie. Choose Au Naturel; Eye, Matie; or King Bob. $9.99
Game mechanics & real life. Black full-zip ladies’ hoodie with subtle tone-on-tone DOTA logo embroidered on the chest. $44.99
The ThinkGeek mascot, Timmy. At ThinkGeek, every day is Year Of The Monkey, which explains our nascent Monkey Madness. But it also begs the question why we have dogs at the office since dogs are only 67% compatible with monkeys… $4.99