Take me out to the … charcoal grey Out there in the ‘verse are many worlds upon which humanity has set down roots. Terraforming is a marvelous thing, unless you’re the indigenous species we didn’t notice. Sorry ’bout that. $19.99

Meet Mr. Pota-D’oh Head. Meet Mr. Pota-D’oh Head. $19.99

Made strong to endure Featuring the clean lines of the Dwarves’ renown stonecarving skill, the interlocking squares on this cuff are elegant and work for men or women, humans or dwarves (or even elves and hobbitses!) $29.99

Shield-surfing not included A beautiful vine motif is embossed into the rag-dyed cowhide of this piece. The dying and polishing process have left it a mottled mossy color, perfectly suited to one who lives among the Silvan elves. One such as yourself, perhaps? $99.99 – $189.99

Super recess games! Four of the founding members of the Justice League created this varsity shirt to be silly. And now you can wear it and feel like one of the team. A super team indeed! $19.99

Nolan Bushnell. He probably should have quit while he was ahead. He founded Atari. Then he gave kids Chuck E. Cheese. Pizza, video games, and creepy animatronic animals playing banjos. Plus, you got free tokens for good grades. What more could a kid want? $19.99