You probably want to burn all your NYC postcards. Just in case. $19.99
What’s your 20? When you are ready to go over-the-road, maybe it’s time for you to pick up this TARDIS Trucker Hat. This 6-panel, meshback baseball cap has an adjustable snapback closure, and looks like the TARDIS on the front. $19.99
Hide in plain sight 4 1/2″ tall, red Assassin’s Creed logo on a black, 57% cotton / 38% polyester / 5% Spandex ladies’ tank top. $14.99
Quill not included These blank books are made to look like tomes of yore. So you can write your grandest thoughts in them and feel like they are worthy of a Shakespeare or Cervantes or some other old person. $18.95 – $24.95
Build up your coffee! Morning meetings suck. Make yours more exciting with the Build-On Brick Mug. It’s a coffee mug that is compatible with LEGO®, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, or K’NEX Bricks™ and it’s guaranteed to making your meeting 1137% better. $19.99
Kill it with fire The Bison Airlighter can make the charcoal process less cumbersome. First it ignites your coals in 10 seconds or less with a 4-inch 2600° F flame. Then the fire-propagating fan comes on to bring your coals to high heat in a minute or less. $99.99
Edible Bugs Gift Pack Don’t worry about bugs getting into your snacks, because with this gift pack bugs ARE your snack. A bunch of different bugs await your face. Use them as a garnish, a snack, or a quick meal. $19.99
Your phone’s about to get carded Carry your cash and up to three cards conveniently with your phone. $24.99
Tooling around The IN1 includes 8 frequently-used tools: a blue ballpoint pen, a red ballpoint pen, a Phillips-head screwdriver, a flat-head screwdriver, a nail file, tweezers, a pair of scissors, and a toothpick. A handful of tools which can solve little problems. $44.95
Ah, the 10th Doctor. He had crazy hair and a cool Sonic Screwdriver. He made lots of friends. And he tasted great with ketchup. Well, he was a potato head, ya know. $27.99
Meet the Socktopus Black knee socks feature a blue, green, and yellow polkadotted octopuses for your legs. One octopus per leg. $12.00
Let’s just call it an Order, shall we? 13″ tall, red Assassin’s Creed logo wraps around the left side of this black, 57% cotton / 38% polyester / 5% Spandex ladies’ v-neck shirt. $19.99
“Treat her proper” in this case means “machine wash cold and lay flat to dry.” You accidentally wash it on hot and throw it in the dryer on high heat? She’ll be with you for the rest of your life if there are reavers around the corner. $19.99
Join us on Wednesday, July 9th for Geek Trivia Night at Jammin’ Java in Vienna, VA! Once again, compete against your fellow geeks for the title of Geek Trivia Champions & carry that title proudly (until the next GTN rolls around). Tickets go on sale Thursday, 6/19.
Everyone loves Tanooki Suit Mario, and now you can have an awesome statue of him on your desk! Tanooki Suit Mario stands tall (over 1 foot tall) in this limited edition statue. Made from high-quality polystone resin and hand-finished detailing and paint work, this statue is limited to 2000 pieces worldwide! $199.99
Just add heat Put together the wooden skeleton of this pen and then wrap it in heat shrink. Add heat, and you’ll instantly have your pen skinned in rubber. $29.99
The socked crusader These Batman Logo Crew Socks were custom-made for our wardrobe. They’re two glorious shades: black and grey. $14.99
It followed me home! Sleek black leggings with light blue tentacles are completely opaque much like the dark depths of the ocean to the unaided human eye. $39.99
Fabulous in every sense of the word This cardigan celebrates the life of the regal chupacabra unicornio. A 9-button cardigan, this black, 100% cotton sweater features a hot pink and cyan skeleton of a unicorn prancing on the back. $49.99
Blessed are the cheesemakers Really, you shouldn’t have to kill a guy 3 times to get his cheese. They always say that when somebody’s mugging you, you should just hand over whatever they want. Apparently the Aegis is nice but the Cheese has some sorta sentimental value. $14.99