In our experiences, top ten lists normally have two flaws: they’re poorly formatted for quick reading and they are normally wrong. Just check all the comments of any top ten list, and you’ll see lots of other folks think the list is wrong, too. With our TL;DR Top Ten Lists, we’re going to fix both […]
That’s no moon watch… that’s a space station… watch… Darth Vader demands everyone always be on time. That’s why you need to wear the official timepiece of the Death Star. And walk quickly. $39.99
Gunmetal and chrome, still dark This watch reminds us of Insurgency Batman from Injustice with the chromed metal sheen. $34.99
Flash! *pew* Aaaaah! The Flash watch does not move at super speed. Unless you do, and it’s on your wrist. $29.99
Faction before blood It’s hard to imagine picking a single characteristic you’d like to focus the rest of your life around when you’re just 16. When we were 16 we were watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and it’s not like we… oh wait. $19.99
Less flashy and more flattering than Spandex On his home planet, this shape means “hope,” much like the flag of the good ol’ U.S. of A. $19.99
The Dauntless Manifesto You already know which faction you belong in. We’ll just let The Dauntless speak for themselves, shall we? $19.99
Drink from the merc with your mouth Get this red and black molded mug, shaped like Deadpool’s head, and let your beverage of choice start sassing you back. $9.99
Dun DUN dun DUN This 16″ long Great White Shark Plush comes with realistic details and accurate body and fin shaping. Our favorite bit is probably the teeth, multiple rows of them for a grand total of 68. $14.99
Poyo! The fact that Nintendo are considering a fully 3D Kirby game has us even more excited about the new headsets coming out. $19.99
Don’t forget to take a flyer! Always take the flyers. You never know when the information on them will come in handy. Especially if you travel back in time and need to know when a lightning strike is going to happen. Or need to save a special someone’s phone number. $19.99
Waddaya think, Mr. J? Harley Quinn quickly charmed a place into our hearts. She rough, she’s tough, and she’s never afraid to stand up to Batman. Prove you love the doctor of destruction with this wicked shirt. $19.99
He doesn’t ring the bell. Walter White had many good features. He’s kinda handsome and he knows a lot about chemistry. Aaaand, he may just shoot you or something. Or have a kid named Malcolm. $19.99
Your baby sucks! When a baby’s teeth come in, their gums hurt. One way to help ease the pain is to give them something to gnaw on. What could be cuter than seeing them gnaw on this silicone popsicle? $7.99
Formula. Enfamil. Warm. 3-snap closure on these means that when they “make it so,” either number one or two, it’s easier to fix. $19.99
Don’t be jelly – get one for yourself! These little Citrus Lights slip onto your keychain and light up when you squeeze them. Choose Lemon, Lime, Orange, or the No Scurvy Plz Set, which contains all 3, for maximum fruity enlightenment. $6.99 – $14.99
Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP! Oh, 1980-Something Space Guy. We, too, loved building spaceships from bricks. And often ours got taken apart and turned into other things. It’s the way of the LEGO, my friend. $19.99
Hodor! We have only one thing to add: Hodor! $19.99
Homer Simpson is a complex individual. He wakes, he sleeps, he mostly sleeps. And with this shirt on, you’ll know to follow his lead. So get on your couch and close your eyes. You’ll be the his star student in no time! $19.99
Hidden HYDRA A S.H.I.E.L.D logo in white ink on the front of this black ladies’ tank top. HYDRA’s logo is printed on top in glow-in-the-dark ink so it’s invisible in daylight but appears in the dark. $19.99