Rule the Empire one meal at a time The spice must… no wait. Wrong franchise. The Dark Lord of Spice compels you! $17.99
Like Light Cycles. This game is so simple, yet so difficult. Easy to learn, hard to master – that sort of thing. Plus, the gameplay is kinda like Light Cycles from Tron. And it’s easily portable. $19.99
Sonic: a history. Since the Second Doctor, the Sonic Screwdriver has been a part of his arsenal. Sometimes it’s had different forms or uses or whatever, but a Sonic is a Sonic. And now you can have a tiny 11th Doctor Sonic in your pocket at all times. $12.95
You’ve got a glow about you Soap’s a great gift. Everybody uses soap, and since it’s a consumable, everybody will eventually need more. (Except for those extreme coupon people.) And when there’s an option for geeky and cute soaps, who can resist? $19.99
Where wee mad scientists get electrified Don’t worry, your wee mad scientist won’t get electroCUTED, just electriFIED. Snaps together like your favorite building blocks, but builds circuits for alarms, music, and things that are an awful lot like an Annoy-A-Tron. $194.99
See things bigger & better This Scope Constructor kit lets you build basic microscopes, telescopes, and binoculars to see things more clearly. Witness how lenses bend light and how multiple lenses interact together. $59.99
The Bluetooth Fairy So while your latest purchases are all Bluetooth-compatible, your favorite headphones may not be. The Smartbean can fix that. Plug the headphones’ 3.5 standard audio jack into this little device, and it’ll play receiver for you. $39.99
Deenine! This little astromech lives in your vehicle and gives you two USB charging ports. Cheerfully blooping and bleeping, he’ll make a happy passenger and brighten even the dreariest commute. $39.99
aka the Put-Outer What would you do with a Deluminator if you had one? Nix all the incessantly-humming fluorescent bulbs? Get rid of your neighbor’s motion-activated floodlight? Surprise some Vegas tourists? $49.99
Got my flip flop; didn’t get me This Walking Dead bath/beach towel reads “Don’t Open Dead Inside” with hands coming out the middle. So if you’re using it on a beach before the zombie apocalypse, you pretty much don’t have to worry about anybody messing with your stuff. $19.99
Mystery Box J.J. Abram’s Card Deck There’s something about not knowing what’s inside that fueled his imagination. And that’s why J.J. and Bad Robot spent two years helping with the design of this card deck. At least, we’re pretty sure it’s a card deck (we haven’t opened ours). $9.99
Does this go in the ring or the hand slot? With these nail wraps, you can have crazy, fabulous nails in less time than it’d normally take to just do a plain ol’ color. $9.99
They’ll be a critical hit With these nail wraps, you can have crazy, fabulous nails in less time than it’d normally take to just do a plain ol’ color. $9.99
Elder Gods defend us With these nail wraps, you can have crazy, fabulous nails in less time than it’d normally take to just do a plain ol’ color. $9.99
Won’t wake you in the middle of the night With these nail wraps, you can have crazy, fabulous nails in less time than it’d normally take to just do a plain ol’ color. $9.99
Live Tweet the zombie apocalypse PIG Full-Dexterity Tactical Alpha Touch Gloves protect your hands while allowing a full range of movement and are supple enough to allow feedback through the fabric so it’s less like you’re wearing a glove. $41.99
Here’s the skinny There’s no reason this mousepad should be labeled as a “gaming mousepad.” It’s an everyday mousepad if what you desire from your mouse is accuracy and responsiveness, which we think everyone does. $14.99
Captain Kavemaaeeeeaan This Kave headset comes bundled with the soundcard, plus it features the added bonus of a USB Remote. You basically update your entire sound system at once. $169.99
The future’s so bright We don’t know if our favorite wretched hive of scum and villainy occasionally hosts guest DJs for house music nights, but if they did, we think these sunglasses would be de rigeur. You see, you can make them light-up with your side (blue, green, or red). $19.99
Because you can’t always wear the helmet These sunglasses come with a UV400 rating, which means they block 99% of all UVA and UVB light, wavelengths up to 400 nm. They come in three flavors: Boba Fett, Stormtrooper, and Vader. $14.99