A pair of bookends that look like stickmen fighting. Do your books fall down a lot? Time to threaten them with a bind-kicking if they dare try it again. This pair of fighting stickmen bookends is just what you need to keep your books in line. $19.99
Because the dark night can be cold. Featuring a Batman pose courtesy of Jim Lee, this 45″ x 60″ throw does NOT come across as cuddly and plushy. It is (cuddly and plushy). But that’s just not the first set of adjectives you’d use to describe it given this design. $14.99
Wear the shirt, and you don’t need a sign. It’s sort of like a vaccination, only better because it doesn’t involve needles and sarcasm is generally intended to be hurtful, so you won’t feel it. Of course, you also won’t laugh. $19.99
Space exploration This version of Jupiter uses low-light solar cells and the Earth’s magnetic field to allow the gas giant’s clouds of ammonia crystals to glide by while you watch. For a force of nature so turbulent, it’s all very soothing. $144.99
Real confetti this time Lots of folks love Portal, but not all of them look good in electric blue and tangerine orange. This messenger bag is a more subdued option for test subjects who wish to remain less highly-visible. $69.99
Yep. We went there. You only get to dress them in stuff like this when they’re too young to have a say in the matter. Make sure you get a lot of pictures so you can embarrass them in front of their high school boyfriend or girlfriend down the road. $14.99
Two to zip up Get ready to Boldly Go anywhere in this new ST:TOS hoodie. $39.99
Why be a walker when you could ride in style? This action figure of Daryl from AMC’s The Walking Dead comes with Merle’s chopper. The figure itself has additional articulation to allow him to sit comfortably on the bike. $34.99
Happy Send ThinkGeek a Pizza Day! Aaannnndddd now you know why we publish our own calendar. Oh pizza fairies, please be kind to us today & bless us with your delicious, cheesy goodness!
We are Venom If you’re going to have a symbiote, choose wisely. While the black of Venom’s suit is quite slimming, the price you pay is being evil. Weigh that carefully, geek friends. $19.99
You wouldn’t like me when I’m sweaty The words “I’d flex but I like this shirt” in white ink with a comic book Hulk head on a green and black athletic shirt. $19.99
All the feels Beware: if you’re a fan of “Vincent and the Doctor,” this infinity scarf may hit you right in the feels. $34.99
Take 2 and call us in the morning Let this set of 3 shot glasses disguised as prescription bottles fill your need for humor at your next get-together. $9.99
Play beer pong on hardcore Get a set of 4 cute, matching shot glasses that look like the classic red party cup. Each generously holds 2 oz. so you don’t have to worry about a situation where your alcohol runneth over. $9.99
Electric papercraft . . . from SPACE!! Three invaders from another place and time. Put them together. When the lunar modules are placed in their lander sections, a strange glow appears. Ok, they light up. It’s papercraft meets electronics kit meets art project. YAY. $15.99
Tune time! This is a handy little electronic pitch pipe/tuner. Plays every note from C to B, so you can tune virtually anything. Use it to train your ear, tune your axe, or just play fun little bleepy songs. $16.99
An intro into dungeon crawling. Ah, dungeons. One of our favorite things to crawl through. They’re always different and always full of monsters and loot. And now, Baldrick’s Tomb is the perfect board game to introduce young ones into the joys of the crawl. $34.99
That *bleep* means your oven’s preheated. This set of R2-D2 Measuring Cups disassembles into 4 measuring cups + 4 measuring spoons and reassembles in a snap. Each has its measurement written inside so you can’t forget what they are and handles on the back that don’t distract from R2’s aesthetic. $19.99
Wicket! Bonus: If you pull this shirt up over your head so only your face shows, you’ve pretty much nailed the Ewoks’ headgear. $19.99
Let’s Party 4EVA! To go with this shirt, we’ve been trying to obtain pants based on “Where Are My Pants?” but they keep disappearing from the warehouse. $9.99