What dreams may come. Ah, Ratman. We love your art. And while this looks good on a wall, it looks better on a shirt. $19.99
Da na na na na na na na da na na na na na na na ICE-BAT! Presumably this version of Batman’s archenemy is Mr. Freeze, since the body’s Ice-Bat. Or maybe that means they’re buddies. $19.99
Perfect for the Han in your life. Because, as much as Lucas may have thought he understood him, Han never would have said, “I love you, too,” as the scene was originally scripted. $59.99
Don’t shrink. Jewelry makes us happy, but only if we can find what we want. Jewelry that’s uniquely ours and that we can mix and match however we want makes us super happy. $39.99 – $69.99
We hope this mug inspires skulldiggery. By any measure, this is an intimidating mug. Generally mugs don’t have eyesockets. We recommend you save it and only drink out of it at meaningful times to magnify its impact. $19.99
Kick it up a notch. Sure, you can Instructables your way to a pair of LED shoes, or you can just get these and turn every pair of shoes in your closet into a lightshow. $39.99
It’s Risk, but with 100% more Mass Effect. Striking from beyond known space, a race of terrifying creatures called the Reapers has begun their destruction of all sentient life forms. The Alliance, led by Commander Shepard, is the only hope for saving the galaxy by ending the Reaper threat once and $49.99
Throwing science at the wall to see what sticks. It’s possible that giving Cave Johnson access to a laboratory, tons of money, and a bunch of test subjects was not a good idea for humanity as a whole. On the other hand, Portal 2 was an amazing game. $19.99
A glorious mug to hold your caffeine and your apathy….. No matter how hard you try, sometimes apathy and indifference is all you can muster. Sometimes, ten thousand monkeys at ten thousand typewriters just couldn’t care less. $9.99
Don’t make me come explain this to you in person. Because I won’t. In this day and age, lots of stuff can be done without ever directly interacting with a human. That’s our favorite kind of stuff. We scan our own groceries. Pump our own gas. Put a mug in our cart at ThinkGeek, and […]
The hottest candy balls you’ll ever eat – made with (and dusted with even more) Ghost Pepper Chili Powder! Red hots and atomic fire balls are fun little candies. But also boring. Well, we’ve asked Timmy to pump it up a bit. Enjoy these candy balls. They are loaded and coated with Ghost Pepper powder, […]
Hear me now. It gives a solid performance for a little, inexpensive speaker. $49.99
For showers that are smaller on the inside. We promise not to create any holographic leopards while you’re showering as long as you sing “La donna è mobile” from Rigoletto for us. $44.99
Add the magic back to your mornings. Featuring a unicorn, blue skies, and a rainbow, this Unicorn Mug holds 13 oz. of whatever makes you happy, whether that’s coffee, hot cocoa, or the blood of your enemies Mountain Dew. $12.99
Create your own live-action game. With just one Electronic FPS Laser Battle Jacket pack, go head-to-head right away with PvP mode or opt for Frag Tag mode, which designates one of you as the hunter and the other as the hunted. $59.99
This is a fertile land and we will thrive. Dinosaur play set that lets you recreate the first on-board scene from Firefly in Alan Tudyk’s own voice. $29.99
Learn to count and be a geek simultaneously. Perfect for the sorts of parents who know that googol existed before Google. $19.95
Start from square one. Check it out: Venn diagrams are included. That’s enough reason to buy it right there. $19.95
Because being bad feels (and tastes) good. Heisenberg had to steal his first sets of beakers from a high school laboratory. You can just buy this mug instead, which makes you twice as legal. $12.99
Circuit party time! Check out Cool Circuits. You choose a puzzle card and then try to complete that circuit on the board using the 8 fluorescent circuit pieces. It isn’t as easy as it sounds. $24.99