Reimagine Star Wars as an old-school video game with this tee! Han shoots. C3PO runs. Luke whines. Storm Troopers take aim (and miss). And all the while, Darth Vader and Obi-Wan are locked in the fight of their lives. That’s just a normal day on the Death Star, everyone’s favorite super-evil space station. $18.74

Can you dig it? You have to wonder if the excitement about Minecraft is going to create a resurgence in spelunking and visits to roadside caverns. Course, most caverns don’t take kindly if you leave a trail of burning torches behind as you go…. $9.74

And this part of the pig is where the porkchop comes from… Remember kids: although in the game they don’t, raw porkchops in real life DO have the ability to give you the food poisoning debuff. You don’t want it. We promise. $9.74

Now you can have hand-crafted coffee whenever you want. Impress all your coffee snob friends with this all-in-one coffee press and to-go cup. Now you can have hand-crafted coffee whenever you want. $39.95

We think this one suits you to a tee. Playing devil’s advocate, we’ll be frank. With our new bride, bill after bill is piling up. We hate to kill the mood, but we don’t see how we’ll get our finances square without resorting to ramen and Kool Aid. *sigh* We hate to sponge off our […]

Because life as a cat can be stressful, grab your cat this Cat Hammock. Life as a cat can be stressful. Toys to play with. Dogs to discipline. Mischief to manage. When your cat needs a place to relax, this Cat Hammock is perfect. Just attach it to a four-legged chair, and kitty will soon […]

Carry the hatchet The Vox T-Hawk is made from a single piece of SK5 carbon steel. Hard to have parts break on you when there’s only one part. $89.99

Time to break out the wand. You never know who you’re going to alienate if you go in, guns blazing, ready to fight from the get-go. It’s always best to try a softer approach first. $11.24

Hi-Koala Huggable Portable Speaker: this koala gives your iPod a hug & then music comes out its feet. Totally normal. Finally! Music you can hug! $39.99

Speeder Bike goes back and forth, dodging the trees, as you tip your pen. Oh, the Biker Scouts – they were great at flying into trees. The one in this pen just flies behind them. He was one of the good ones. He’s also slow, so maybe that helps. $9.99

For people who enjoy lunch periodically. The chemical formula for LuNCH (okay, it’s not… but it SPELLS lunch… we do NOT recommend you attempt to eat this combination), Lutetium, Nitrogen, Carbon, and Hydrogen, printed with their atomic properties in black on this white, insulated lunch sack. $14.99

Portable and convenient moisture when and where you need it. Float the Vap0rb USB Ultrasonic Humidifier in a glass of water, plug it in to a USB port, and wait for the moisture to waft your way. Ultrasonic waves create steam safely and noiselessly. $14.99

You have 20 seconds to order. In the future, when violence is rampant and crime is out of control, Detroit will create Robocop to clean up the streets. Re-create that action with this 7″ Robocop figure and 10″ Enforcement Droid, both of which are poseable and highly detailed. $17.99

It’s the ring your hand deserves. Complete your bat-cosplay or just add a superhero flavor to your day with this high-quality Batman mask ring. Slipping on this black stainless steel accessory means adding a search for justice to your digits. $29.99

A kit including a Polaroid camera and new and improved color film? Impossible! Instant film photos are possible again with the Impossible Sun 660 AF Camera Kit. Each kit includes a refurbished Polaroid Sun 660 Autofocus camera with built-in flash and autofocus and two packs of Impossible Color Film. $159.99

Take it and shake it with the Impossible Spectra First Edition Camera. You might have thought Polaroid cameras were extinct, but the Impossible Project brought them back to life. The Impossible Spectra First Edition Camera includes a randomly selected refurbished Polaroid Spectra camera. Snap away! $149.99

Capture photos not pixels. The Impossible Instant Lab takes digital images from your iPhone or iPod and turns them into photographs. Pick a photo on your iPhone, place it on the Instant Lab, and within seconds the Lab ejects your analog photo, ready to develop in front of your eyes $299.99

Squish it, shape it, eat it. Made with 100% Belgian chocolate. A patent protected process makes Belgian chocolate that is like a modeling clay. Make all sorts of sculptures without any sticky mess. There’s nothing like making art and then being able to shove it in your mouth. NOM. $8.99

Waiter! There’s a bone in my gummy bear. If you prick a gummy bear, does he not bleed? Well maybe not, but this Visible Gummy Bear with his full, easy-to-assemble anatomical skeleton and removable organs will make you think twice about a gummy bear’s insides, if not twice about eating them. $39.99

Coasting through time and space. Pick up a set of these Doctor Who coasters for all your moisture ring needs. Will you have to redesign your living room so it’s Doctor-Who-themed? Probably. Will it be worth it? Yes $29.99