Unicorn parties are EPIC! Unicorn parties are all sparkles and glitter. And then the next day they’re so hungover. It’s all fun and games until somebody throws up a rainbow. $14.99
The world may never know. A one… ah two… a three… *crunch* A three! (Also, that’s totally cheating. Mr. Zombie Owl’s going to have to start over again with a fresh human.) $14.99
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. Darth Vader ain’t got nothin’ on an upset toddler with a case of the terrible twos and a death grip on your phone. $14.99
Last call to enter our Star Trek Shirt Design Contest! To help celebrate 2013 as the Year of the Fangirl, we’ve teamed up with Her Universe to host an epic Star Trek shirt design contest, which we’re calling “Make It Sew.” The idea: you send us your Star Trek shirt design, which can be from […]
This is the war that was raging during BioShock Infinite. Play as the Vox Populi or the Founders and fight for control of the city in the sky. This is the war that was raging during the game of BioShock Infinite. But instead of player Booker or Elizabeth (though they’re in there, too) you play […]
Half a dozen tools in the palm of your hand. You know that pocketwatch pocket in the front of your jeans? (Yes, *that’s* what that’s for.) The Scarab fits perfectly in there. $11.99
Be prepared for emergency cake The eating utensil of champions turned up to 11. $13.99
Wand not required. There are so many phrases to remember at Hogwarts. How can you keep them all straight? $19.99 – $20.99
Dis particle has a flavor. Is toona. Look, researchers. If you want us to stop thinking of cats when you come up with new theories, you gotta stop naming them cute things. “Fuzzball theory?” Really? The event horizon of a black hole is really a ball of strings? Guarded by Basement Cat? $14.99
Enjoy the simple things in life again. You are in a distant galaxy tracking some lowlife alien dudeships. Suddenly you have them in sight – and they you. You switch to your cannons and deftly you launch quarter after quarter until the armada is forced to come back on level two… $20.99
Grue-proof your home. Help light kids’ way to new discoveries by hanging this removable torch on their walls. When they’re in the mood for an adventure, they can take it down by themselves, but when it’s time for bed, it can help them rest peacefully. $19.99
Not intended for the swamps of Dagobah. We trust Yoda to guide us, but not enough to walk around the house blindfolded with these on. $24.99
Keep us on our toes. Geeks. Generally, we are not the most coordinated group of humans. This can help. $199.99
A collection of Python-y sticky notes, for your amusement and pleasure. A little book of 3 different sticky notes. Each are loaded with Monty Python flair, and have space for your notes. And are sticky. $6.99
The word “shiny” makes us happy, cause it makes us think of Kaylee. Best single-word description of her personality. $24.99
Everything’s shiny, Cap’n. Not to fret. The word “shiny” makes us happy, cause it makes us think of Kaylee. Best single-word description of her personality. $19.99 – $21.99
Into the garbage chute, flyboy. R2-D2 has been known to store many things: lightsabers, holographic distress messages, the Death Star plans, Kenny Baker. And now something equally important to the future of the universe as we know it: your business cards. $29.99
A white gem like a star… Geeks are very particular about our symbolism, so sometimes giving geek jewelry gets complicated. This piece is intricate itself, but the giving is rather simple. Do you need to pledge your undying love for someone? This’ll do it. $199.99
There’s no such thing as too much Those of you who have the R.A.T. 9 will recognize this setup, only now it’s available in ambidextrous and with even more functionality. $149.99
One bucket of bolts and change coming right up! The only way we could see this going badly would be if R2-D2 decided you weren’t going to use your money for good and he took off, so be sure to keep the restraining bolt in place if you’re not using your finances to save the […]