Don’t try to press this potato or he will go into Warrior’s Madness and then who knows what he might do! Half potato man and half potato god Thor Mr. Potato Head was sent to Earth to help protect all his potato brothers. Slap on all his Thor gear and set him flying! $19.99
Evil card game where the goal is to kill off all your redshirts first! Deluxe Edition includes “Red or Alive” expansion! Most space adventure games have you saving people or galaxies or stuff. This one, however, is all about death. See all those pesky redshirts? Well, they all gotta die. First one to kill off […]
Join the thousands of satisfied bros around the world and sleep with the rare combination of style and comfort. Yup. That’s what we said. $99.99
Soft kitty will make your legs purr with warmf. Raj: Missy, do you enjoy pajamas? Missy: I guess. Raj: We Indians invented them. You’re welcome. – “The Porkchop Indeterminacy” $24.99 – $26.99
Big time! Clocks are big things in home decor these days. Make a statement with this Giant Flip Calendar Clock. This clocks trumps the rest as it displays the year, month, day of the week, date, and time. Beat that! $149.99
If you raise the quality of your hitch is it a hitchhike? Three evil. One good. We know y’all pretty well, huh? $19.99
This new 2014 wall calendar, based on the new book by bestseller Matthew Inman, will impart monthly wisdom like you can find on his website, The Oatmeal, about bears, bees, airplanes, grammar, and more! $14.99
Reversible Magnetic Belts provide you with a streamlined, adjustable look that will fit the needs of whatever the day brings. Made with faux leather and ten strong magnets, those pants aren’t going anywhere! $49.99
Keep Out, only said politely by Hobbitses. Bilbo’s always so polite, even when he’s telling people to go away! $6.99
Show off some phylum Cnidaria. Every jellyfish pendant is unique, just like every actual jellyfish. $29.99
When you’re ready to tell a parking lot full of strangers that you’ve turned to the Dark Side, it’s time to outfit your vehicle with these seat covers. $19.99
Bring some Dark Side to your vehicle with these Imperial floor mats. $14.99 – $39.99
Building better worlds. Don’t even bother asking about the 401K, but life insurance is pretty important. $19.99 – $21.99
“My name is Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite running gag from the Mass Effect franchise.” $349.99
Staring at your monitor all day and night is a strain on your eyes. Protect your peepers with these special frames and lenses that reduce strain and prevent dryness. Don’t mess with your vision! $69.99 – $99.99
Who says nature & tech don’t mix? It’s a jungle on your desk – in a good way! Grow plants inside this desktop terrarium, and promote their development with a USB-powered LED light pack, which encourages the seeds to grow even in the darkest cubicles. $34.99
Unbelievably small, waterproof keyring canisters for your necessities. These unbelievably small, waterproof canisters hook to your keyring so you can be prepared whenever you might have an emergency. $9.99
Turn all your upcoming Halloween candy into SCIENCE! Learn fun new uses for your candy. Not only will you be performing experiments on things like gummy worms and candy bars, you’ll also be learning science at the same time. 70 experiments await you! $14.99
T-polyomino filled with delicious (and tiny) tetrimino candies. Tetris is fun, but you never get enough straight pieces. No more. Each Tetris candy Tetrimino houses a geometric pantsload of little candy Tetris pieces, including the long desired straight piece. $3.99 – $9.99
Credit-Card-Sized Ninja is extra sneaky This super-useful multi-tool can stay hidden in your wallet like a ninja, just to jump out at the perfect moment – to help open a bottle, unscrew a screw, cut open a box, or perform another of its 16 functions. $9.99