The geometry of fun. Made from foam and with magnets on the back, Tiles of Infinity are a tactile way to get children into the underlying fundamentals of math. $19.99
Fly your gamer flag high. This is one of those products that’s impossible to find in search engines, so if you want it, grab it now, cause you ain’t going to find it again later. $39.99
Oh, give me a home where the lil’ robots roam. The side of the box says he has the ability to “learn behaviors from other robots in the wild,” presumably other Romos. We don’t want him picking up any of Bender’s habits, although Roomba wouldn’t be bad…. $149.99
You don’t need Rita’s gigantic telescope to see how awesome these onesies are. If Zordon would have recruited your “baby with an attitude” to harness the power of dinosaurs, maybe you should at least make sure baby is dressed for the occasion. $16.99
Sir, yes, sir. This letter opener basically trumps any other letter opener. $14.99 – $39.99
Condensed type. We still wouldn’t want to write on the iPad, but we don’t mind filling out forms or typing a URL. For those occasions when we’ve got more to deal with than a shopping list, however, we revert to the trusty computer with its familiar keyboard. $49.99
Wireless now available! Finally, a way to drown out snoring bedmates and annoying neighbors! Slip on your Sleep Phones, turn on your favorite tunes or ambient noise tracks, close your eyes and relax. Blissful, restful sleep will be yours. $39.95 – $99.95
This tiny device laser-projects a keyboard on any flat, opaque surface. You can then type away accompanied by simulated key click sounds. Pull this baby from your pocket and use it to compose an e-mail on your iPad, iPhone, smartphone, tablet, or laptop. $99.99
Why not travel through space & time in comfort? The Doctor’s police box that travels through time and space has never been more comfortable. Just pull on this hoodie + footie union suit, and you’ll be in the perfect vehicle for some crazy dreams! Don’t forget to bring your sonic screwdriver. $39.99
Set of 5 propaganda-style posters, depicting Earth’s Mightiest Heroes! Nick Fury approved. SHIELD Director Nick Fury needed recruits, and fast. After the Chitari incursion, recruitment efforts have stepped up. Hiring noted artist Adam Levermore, Fury hopes these posters will inspire and promote service. Do you have what it takes to join SHIELD? $34.99
Rebels! Blast ’em. Put this up on a shelf someplace and tell the grandkids stories about how back in the oldendays you failed to hit the side of a barn with your E-11 blaster rifle. $169.99
A cast aluminum pen holder that looks like a giant cylinder from a revolver. A big gun cylinder with six chambers to hold your pens. And your screwdrivers. And maybe some drinking straws or something. Make a statement on your desk. $19.99
Pony-back ride time. Wait. A pony-back ride would be uh… like regular horseback riding? That’s no good. The hooves would hurt our spines, and walking around on all fours all day is a drag. So piggy-back rides for ponies, but no piggies allowed. $49.99
Experience 3D how it was meant to be seen. Elevate your 3D experience to the place it should have been to start with. $39.99
Roll out of bed and into an action movie with this alarm clock that ‘shoots’ the time on the wall. For the superspy that oversleeps, we’ve packed a vibrating projection alarm clock into a polycarbonate case shaped like your trusty Walther PPK/S handgun. Pull the trigger, and the time shines on your bedroom wall! $24.99
Shiny new collectible or costume piece for Browncoats! Hold on to your own memento from the Unification War, with these dog tags that look just like the ones worn by Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly, including his serial number, rank, and more, and come packaged in a Firefly-universe cigar box. $24.99
Beware shark-related natural disasters! Wouldn’t it be great if road signs were better at warning us about sci-fi-movie-disasters? “Alien Attack Imminent!” “Ugly Monsters Invading!” And, during the full moon, “Watch Out For Werewolves!” $19.99 – $20.99
And the sky’s the limit. This full-zip hoodie is 80% cotton / 20% polyester. The colors are pieced together, not printed on. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. $59.99
Stow and go. This Hazard 4 Patrol Pack Tactical Backpack is for folks who are hard on laptop bags and backpacks. $189.99
Go West, Tiny Man For fans of American history and/or tiny, slicy things. $19.99