Marvel, not DC, so no Aquaman. Sorry. Sure, you can put your action figures in a fishtank to geek it up a bit, but that does two things. 1) It ruins your collectible, and 2) it could hurt your fish because your action figures weren’t meant to be permanently underwater. $9.99 – $17.99
It’s just a flesh wound! Sure, you’ve got that sword for the zombie apocalypse but when it rolls around, will you be ready to use it? $9.99 – $39.99
Like we said, Blaidd Drwg. This is better than spraypainting a shirt because 1) you don’t have to spraypaint one of your shirts and 2) it has that logo twist for the extra punch. $19.99 – $21.99
You’ll back me up, right? An exclusive Battlefield 4 design, the case’s industrial-strength silicone is hardcore and ready to take on all of life’s hard knocks, just like you. $19.99
We’ve got your competitive edge right here. Nice art and design from the game, sure, but what you want them for is so you can have the precision to dominate your opponents. $89.99 – $149.99
Your #1 Source for Natural and Manmade Disaster Management It’s never a good sign when the emergency management flees the scene. $19.99
Floating, one-eyed teefy monsters. You never know what evil lurks inside those… no. Sorry. We just can’t do it. $14.99
Little-known Christmas superhero. When this Santa climbs down chimneys, he really climbs down chimneys. $7.99
must… have… more… caffeine… The Sacred Caffeine Molecule. We have built a whole category devoted to this most holiest of molecules. We figured a t-shirt just naturally should follow. What’s next? A caffeine-based religion? $19.99
Highly illogical. We’d kind of like to give Sheldon a personality test, but he’d probably uncover the test’s biases and rewrite the dang thing before the time was up. And we’d be no closer to an answer. $19.99 – $21.99
You are so rich you can use a masterpiece as a coaster. We’ve studied her many layers using X-ray fluorescence spectroscopy. Now appreciate the masterpiece’s layers with a much simpler technique. $14.99
The only thing that will make muffins baked in the Better Muffin Pan any better is you putting one in your mouth. Don’t let a single drop of the batter from your favorite muffin recipe go to waste with this new Better Muffin Pan. Featuring a staggered muffin cup design, this pan reduces the area […]
Point Blanc. Whether or not these rounds are legal in your state, this one is. $11.99
So realistic that you maybe expect a crouching tiger or hidden dragon to join you. These Birch and Bamboo Shower Curtains display realistic images of forests right in your bathroom. They are so real, you might find yourself yelling, “TIMBER!” $19.99
A book full of useful hints and tips and knowledge from The Oatmeal. Everyone loves The Oatmeal. So, you have to love this book. And you should buy this book. And hug this book. Plus it comes with a pull-out poster. You should love that, too. $16.99
I am Iron Man. You think of actors and actresses as having sculpted abs and butts. Not so much heads, but Robert Downey, Jr. is pretty exceptional. $99.99
Fortified with what the world wants. What the world deserves. Keep in mind that these are blind-boxed. If you’re psychic and you know you’re going to get the one you want, just order a single one. $6.99 – $69.89
Wake It So Q: A couple of hours ago, I realized that my body was no longer functioning properly. I felt weak, I could no longer stand. The life was oozing out of me, I lost consciousness. Capt. Picard: You fell asleep. – “Déjà Q” $39.99
You just *know* that Riker had one of these. Tumble out of bed and pull on your Star Trek robe. For the perfect start to the day, just add a warm mug of coffee or tea – might we recommend Earl Grey, hot? $59.99
We’re sorry, Mario, but your princess is in another bar. The CDC points out that alcohol can impair your judgement, reduce your reaction time, and cause a loss of motor skills. Which means, basically, this flask isn’t going to make you any better at Tetris. We can live with that. $19.99