Are you The Chosen? It’s a keychain. We recommend you keep on it the key to Magnus’s place, just so, you know, you can check in on Chairman Meow when Magnus is out, definitely not so you have unfettered access to all the best parties in Brooklyn. $24.99
The ultimate brain-bending puzzle cube. Get it? Puzzle cubes are a great way to challenge your brain. So why not challenge your brain with a brain? A brain puzzle cube, that is. Made of Kraton, so it feels like squishy brain, too. $29.99
Put together your own lockback knife, and learn how this simple mechanism works. Pocket knives have been around as long as pockets have. Ever wonder what makes them work? The locking mechanism, not the knife. Well, DIY yourself a plastic one, and find out. $9.99
I prefer the title ‘Cleaner of the Gene Pool.’ Those Canadians. They’re super sneaky. What with their Department K and their Weapons X. Government research into weaponizing human bodies. They produced Wolverine. Deadpool. Bryan Adams. Will they stop at nothing? $19.99 – $20.99
…and a little taste for the chef… This Nibble Cake Pan lets you bake a mini cake alongside your main cake. You can use it to try out your cake and make sure it tastes yummy, or just because you can’t wait for your guests to arrive to eat some cake. $19.99
Good news, everyone! New figures are here! When we met the Futurama Tineez, our hearts melted. There’s just something about their plump little bodies, their smiling faces, and the way their eyes are scrunched up tight. They make us squee. $19.99
Rings are for Saturn, not coffee tables. Boldly toast like no man has toasted before when your drinking is accompanied by these wooden Star Trek coasters. Each coaster features a retro-inspired poster depicting one of the original Star Trek series episodes. $99.99
Everything you need to dive into the depths of the Pathfinder Role Playing Game. The Pathfinder Role Playing Game Beginner Box is packed with everything you need to get started with the Pathfinder Role Playing Game Scores of monsters, challenges, and advice give gamers the tools to create their own worlds and adventure. $34.99
Tall, dark, and shiny. Strong, silent, and steel. Piotr Nikolaievitch Rasputin was born in Siberia and developed mutant powers when saving his sister from a tractor. Now his skin turns to organic steel and he grows to over seven tall. Tall, dark, and shiny, anyone? $19.99 – $20.99
You must fight! You must win! You must create Kingdom Hearts! Are you a Nobody? One of the powerful beings who have lost their hearts to the Darkness? Show your allegiance to Organization XIII with this “Nobody” symbol hoodie from the Kingdom Hearts games – and then find yourself a heart! You need it. $44.99
Spooky good! When Cinderella’s fairy godmother wasn’t turning pumpkins into carriages, she was changing them into adorable cakes for the ball. Try your hand at the same with our Jack-O-Lantern Cake Mold. $29.99
Drop-dead gorgeous Bring this purse with you, and you can kill zombies and look good doing it. Each design features art from the Walking Dead comics, and measures 11 by 8 inches on a side for maximum post-apocalyptic necessities carryage. $42.99
It’s last call at the bar. Enjoy a sip of your favorite drink worry-free with this Embalming Fluid Flask. Shaped like a coffin featuring a skull and crossbones, no one else would dare take a sip! $14.99
Does your dog have super breath and ultrasonic hearing? Maybe he is a hero at heart. Dress him up this year as Underdog! Whenever you’re worried or in a scrape. Underdog will appear with a lick and a cape! $24.99
Putting this costume on your pet pig would be a little messed up. Does your favorite furry friend love treats that are flavored like bacon? What they probably don’t realize is that you love bacon too! Give them a hint by dressing them up for your favorite pet parade in this Bacon Pet Costume! $22.50
She waited for her prince to come, and then she ate his brains. Ariel and Rapunzel are trying to break through your windows, and Cinderella and Snow White want to eat your brains. Belle is more of a “Beast” than a “Beauty” these days, but on the bright side, these princesses do NOT need to […]
Looking for someone to share in an adventure? His presence alone, even as a statue, is sure to bring you luck, provide you with protection, and keep any balrogs from wandering in. $249.99
Rawr! Be a fierce dinosaur! Sometimes you just gotta eat other people. This is the perfect shirt for that occasion. Twit cuts in line at the Starbucks? *munch* Meeting dragging on way too long? *nomf* But remember before you do too much threatening, those aren’t actual teeth. $12.99
Because sometimes you just need to eat unsuspecting passers-by. Sometimes you just gotta eat other people. This is the perfect shirt for that occasion. Twit cuts in line at the Starbucks? *munch* Meeting dragging on way too long? *nomf* But remember before you do too much threatening, those aren’t actual teeth. $19.99 – $21.99
Insta-Steve: add ice cubes and stir. With just one click, you can be ready to hit the party circuit in your new costume. Or, well. Party… it’s still a circuit even if it has 90 degree corners, yeah? We don’t know, but we’re going with it. $69.99