A softly-glowing lamp to help your kids dream big as they drift off to sleep. The world keeps spinning and the outdoors keeps going, even when we are stuck inside the house. This slowly-spinning, softly-glowing lamp will bring the outdoors in and help your kids dream big as they drift off to sleep. $39.99

Everything you need to build a beautiful little flipbook machine of your very own. Back in the old days, before tablets, we used to make animations in the corners of notepads. Flipping through them created motion. In the old, OLD days, before movies, this is how they watched everything. And now . . . for […]

A massive compendium of all things Doctor Who. Test your knowledge of the last Time Lord and the world’s he’s visited with this unforgettable journey through 50 years of Doctor Who $19.99

Snuggle with the forest spirits. You can’t exactly fall asleep on top of this Totoro, like Mei, but you could if you were a hamster. Or if, like Mei, you’d followed the white “rabbit” ears, only this time they led to the hole Alice tumbles down and a bottle of the Drink Me potion. $24.99 […]

Learn tricks to get free drinks and be the life of the party. Imagine knowing that in any bar, in any situation, you can be entertaining enough to spend the whole night drinking for free. That’s where Scam School comes in! $12.95

Thumb wrestle Star Wars style – with mini lightsabers! Thumb wrestling is a great way to settle arguments. But what if there was a more civilized way? Now there is: thumb wrestling . . . with lightsabers! $12.99

Here’s a tiny, cute thing to celebrate a huge, cute thing. Music boxes are traditionally something kept at home, but this is basically a tiny, happy statue. Take it to work with you and on bad days, crank it up to plink out an adorable rendition of the ending theme song from My Neighbor Totoro. […]

Destiny Islands needs a hero. Is it you? Only you hold the key to defeating the Heartless. Reunite with friends, battle foes, and discover how you can save the world from Darkness. $19.99 – $20.99

Whether you need to cut or drink your way out of a situation, we’ve got you covered. Your iPhone. Many people consider it a necessity. So if you’re going to have it on you all the time, why not make it more functional? Not with a better calling plan. Make it open bottles for you. […]

Take stunning high-quality close-ups on your smart phone! This easy, slip-on macro lens raises the bar for quality on smartphone photos. Leave your bulky camera at home and wow your Instagram followers by taking crisp, clear close-up photos on your iPhone or Android device. $14.99

A mathematical compendium of Adventure Time lore – complied by the Lord of Evil himself: Hunson Abadeer. Written by Hunson Abadeer (Lord of Evil and Marceline’s dad) to instruct and confound the demonic citizenry of the Nightosphere, this book is perhaps the most dangerous book in history. And it’s all about Adventure Time! $19.95

Build the most badass zombie killing weapon you can, while sabotaging everyone else’s weapons. The zombies are coming. Time to build the perfect weapon, while sabotaging your opponents weapon. But don’t settle for just a boring shotgun. Add some modifiers and get a set of double-barreled shotgun-chucks. $16.99

Head to the cherry blossom festival in style with this adorable unicorn sweatshirt! This Unicorn is pretty, cute and festive all at once with her Japanese-inspired cherry blossom geisha getup. Rock this sweatshirt along with your love of all things adorable: because you can’t wear your stuffed animals (yet). $58.99

A much cleaner way to eat your fries For such a simple food, fries can be complicated. If you don’t have a free hand, you may have to dump your ketchup all over the top of your fries. How that usually turns out is soggy fries on top and dry, ketchupless fries on bottom. Until […]

What do you mean, “How do I know?” You’re here reading my shirt, aren’t you? Out loud, no less, as if to assist in the intense mental processing required. $14.99

Disappointing. Going to have to hire better ones. What do you mean, “How do I know?” You’re here reading my shirt, aren’t you? Out loud, no less, as if to assist in the intense mental processing required. $14.99

We have two new tools. And guess what? You’ve got two hands. Perfect match. When the zombie apocalypse comes, you want to be carrying tools that pack the most bang for the buck. You may need an axe and a crowbar and a hammer and a knife and a saw. But an axe that IS […]

A pedestal for newest, flawless, shiny thing in your life so that you can keep it that way. You know how when you go to do FaceTime or Skype somebody, your phone’s position isn’t ever quite right? You cut off the top of your head or the bottom and you end up propping the dang […]

Wrap yourself in science. Do not spill helicase on this scarf, or you may end up with two 5″ wide scarves instead of a 10″ wide one. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. $19.99

My God… It’s full of stars! When you turn off your lights and turn this unit on – trust us – you will be bamboozled with star rapture. Everybody who has seen the Laser Stars Projector in action at ThinkGeek has at least one ‘Oh my Gods, that’s frakking brilliant!’ moment… $169.99