Your BFF, right on your butt. Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It’s true! $12.99
Play him off, it’s the Keyboard Cat! If all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. If all you have is Keyboard Cat, everything looks like abject failure. Play him off, Keyboard Cat! $34.99
Form-fitting and comfy Adventure Time Tank Dresses. No one knows class like Finn and Jake. And what better way to get dressed up for a day in your life, a party, some wacky adventure, or other things we can’t think of than with one of these Adventure Time Tank Dresses?!? $24.99
Fill your Pinkie Pie mug with all of the sugary drinks Pour yourself a cup of something sweet in this Pinkie Pie ceramic mug. One side of this candy pink mug features Pinkie Pie’s head and the other side has a heart, her name, and a tiny Pinkie Pie. $11.99
In his cabinet at R’lyeh, mug Cthulhu waits dreaming… of coffee. In his cabinet at R’lyeh, mug Cthulhu waits dreaming… of coffee. We assume that elder gods jones for caffeine like we do, although Cthulhu probably gets caffeine from eating the souls of caffeinated cultists. $39.99
Fill it with cupcakes! Wherever Pinkie Pie is, the party is sure to follow. Bring the party with you in this My Little Pony lunchbox. Pinkie Pie herself is embossed on the lid and it’s the perfect size for your afternoon meal, a few snacks, and a party horn. $14.99
Pour your guests a glass of red (and a few drops of tears of Lys?) and label each glass with one of these pewter charms. Valar merlot-us! Pour your guests a glass of red (and a few drops of tears of Lys?) and label each glass with one of these pewter charms. Each charm features […]
Nothing Welcomes You Home Like Bacon Nothing welcomes you home like delicious bacon. Why not treat your feet to a few delicious strips of smokey cured meat? This wondrously detailed doormat makes your home as warm and inviting a place as only bacon can make it. $19.99
One Giant Leap for Mankind Neil Armstrong is credited for the “One Small Step” quote, but it was Buzz Aldrin’s footprint that made all the papers. Commemorate the second man on the moon with a doormat, printed to scale, with Buzz’s footprint in lunar regolith. $19.99
Phantom power, just give it a tug! The Tuggit Pull Bulb is a battery-operated LED light bulb attached to a four-foot long rope. One gentle tug turns the light on and a second turns it off. It’s so simple, yet so awesome. $19.99
Long Fall Boot socks look great with your orange jumpsuit. These Portal 2 Socks are modeled after the Long Fall Boot but will not — we repeat, WILL NOT — right you if you try to land on your head. ThinkGeek’s Legal Department recommends that you always jump feet first. $9.99
Cute little droids will take over the world. These awesome little Android action figures are perfect. A clean design, simple articulation, and a joy to play with!. It also can fly, slay dragons, and make a killer cheesecake (in our imagination, that is). $7.99
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This isn’t a gun; it’s a fun blaster! Don’t worry Carl, that’s not blood, it’s party paint! Everyone is celebrating our vacation. Hitting them with the RV? No, no, no, they’re just jealous of how much fun we’re having so they’re trying to get in. $19.99 – $21.99
Wear it with pride. This Atari tee shirt with the faded and distressed stylized “A” Fuji design will make it seem like you have been locked in your basement about as long as the Atari has been around. $19.99 – $21.99
I’m teeeeexting in the rain, just teeeeexting in the rain! Ever try to text while holding an umbrella? You’re why they invented phone cases. Don’t drop your phone while staying dry! The innovative handle lets you grip your umbrella and not drop your phone. $19.99
18 months is too young for Catan… so try this. Roll & Play is a game designed for toddlers and their parents. Toss the plush d6 and identify the resulting color. Choose a matching color card from the deck of 48 cards and perform the activity on the card. Everyone wins! $19.99
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s both! Avitron 2.0 is the new and improved half-bird, half-plane that will fool anyone into thinking that it is a real-life bird! That is, until your crash it, so try not to do that. $99.99
Iron Patriot on the job! What can you do to make War Machine more terrifying? Color him up like the American flag, of course! $69.99
Tiny. Sharp. Ultra durable. These flat-ground, high-carbon stainless steel blades are designed to be as sharp as they are durable. You’ll get three blades from 2.9″ to 5.07″. Each has a lanyard hole for clipping your chosen knife to your keychain, backpack, or zombie survival kit. $29.99