I find your lack of shirt disturbing Darth Vader is the ultimate bad guy. He has a dark history, a dark cape, and a huge, evil lair (or is it a moon? No… it’s a space station.) Come to the dark side and inspire respect with this gorgeous screen print silhouette t-shirt. $19.99 – $21.99
This is the shirt you’re looking for Imperial Stormtroopers are the loyal protectors of order and the Empire. They aren’t the brightest, and they definitely don’t have the best aim, but they’re definitely loyal… $19.99 – $21.99
Cool guys have jet packs Some folks like Han Solo. Others are Lando fans. You like Boba Fett. He’s got a dangerous job and he’s good at it. He lives by his own rules. Celebrate your favorite bounty hunter with this screen-printed t-shirt. Just watch out for the Sarlaac! $19.99 – $21.99
DIY gift box, perfect for a small trinket The Cardboard Safari gift box comes flat-packed with detailed instructions. You can order it in classic brown or bright white, and both can be painted, sharpied, or glittered to suit your giftee. $12.99
It’s half past the square root of 144, of course! Looking for a way to tell time that makes people do a double take? Tell ’em it’s half-past the square root of 144, or quarter-past one to the 9th power. The Equation Watch is a fun watch for the math geek or teacher in your […]
Stream at-will! You’ve got the power! Hours of extra battery life! Go on, flip out the kickstand and watch that movie. Stream Pandora all day while playing Magic: The Gathering or Ascension. You can do it, knowing that you have the extra juice to spare. $29.99
Marceline has only one cup she trusts to keep her blood drink nice and fresh. When we asked Lady Rainicorn how she felt about being immortalized with her closest friends in the Adventure Time Pint Glass Set, she said something we couldn’t understand. Thankfully, Jake translated, “She said, ‘Cool.’” $29.99
Eat my sword, Ice King! Quick, the Ice King has escaped the ice prison! Jake, load the Jake-a-pult with that penguin and send him back to frosty town! $24.99
Burn calories and charge your phone! Never get stuck in the wilderness with a dead phone again. What if you need to order a pizza? Now you can with the Pocket Socket Portable Hand Generator. This puppy generates 10 watts of power at 120V. Electric! $59.99
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Go team! Fun fact: The fire ferret’s name is taken from the Chinese for red panda which translates to firefox. $19.99 – $21.99