Rage quit in three… two… one… Seems like we’re always having to clean up after other people. Trash all over the place after a party. Food left out to spoil overnight. We’re here to tell you it’s not worth flipping a table over. And if you must, we’ll flip it back. It’s what we do. […]
Books make us happy. “When I had once begun it, I could not lay down again; I remember finishing it in two days – my hair standing on end the whole time.” – Henry Tilney, Northanger Abbey $20.99
For the exceedingly well-read. “When I had once begun it, I could not lay down again; I remember finishing it in two days – my hair standing on end the whole time.” – Henry Tilney, Northanger Abbey $17.99 – $19.99
Drink Mexican tap water without getting Montezuma’s Revenge. Drink any water safely. Yes, you can fill your water bottle from that stream you found while hiking. You can fill it up at the sketchy water fountain that looks a bit rusty. You can even drink Mexican tap water without fear of Montezuma’s Revenge. $39.99
Whatever you do, don’t activate the cloaking device. Compete with screen-accurate lights and sounds, this Bird-of-Prey is a whopping 16.5 inches wide and a must-have for the Trek collector. Just remember, we can’t refund your purchase price if you activate the cloak and then can’t find the ship. $69.99
The best gaming headset that won’t break the bank This amazing gaming headset features 5.1 surround sound from eight speakers, a 6.6 foot cable, super comfy ear-pad cushions, and a flexible, uni-directional, noise-cancelling microphone. It’s our go-to gaming headset and we know you’re going to love it. $49.99
Clean & sanitize BIOCYNCLEAR is produced from a patented process used in the cleaning of integrated computer chips. BIOCYNCLEAR uses that same technology to clean & sanitize your electronics, hard surfaces, and more! $14.99
Lewis Skolnick meets the Marlboro Man Handmade from premium bridle leather, this pocket protector is vegetable-tanned hide, drum-dyed, and hot stuffed for a beautiful and durable finish. It will only get more soft and supple with every passing year… just like you! $69.99
Leather & ale! Wear yours to hold up your pants or take it off to beat the snot out of your local dragon. Each belt is made of top grain leather and finished with a metal alloy buckle. $29.99
You look… good? We gathered all of the engineers with medical degrees in fashion from France and had them come up with the most stylish track jacket they could make from a combination of the remains of jumpsuits that were partially emancipated from their original test su $54.99 – $56.99
We know it’s wrong, but we’re here for the crashes. It’s everybody’s favorite HTTP code: the 500 error: The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request. The server can tell you something bad happened, but it doesn’t know what. You gotta guess. $20.99
Are you watching this weekend? It’s everybody’s favorite HTTP code: the 500 error: The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request. The server can tell you something bad happened, but it doesn’t know what. You gotta guess. $17.99 – $19.99
Tick, tock, tick, tock, around goes the TARDIS… A classic timepiece suitable for any Whovian: male, female, or Alpha Centauran. It features a Japanese quartz movement, and a silver face with the swirling vortex of time-space. As our timeline ticks by, the TARDIS spins around the face. $39.99
Play Minecraft Pocket Edition with a tiny pickaxe! Embrace your addiction. The Minecraft Pickaxe Touchscreen Stylus works on most touchscreen devices, like your smartphone or tablet. Write with the top of the pickaxe or the end of the handle, addict’s choice. $19.99
Make your mornings more magical Slide your feet into the unicorns and your morning routine will be more pleasurable. Brushing your teeth? Fun! Styling your mane? Beautiful every time! Coffee? Perfectly brewed. Breakfast? Delicious. See what you’re missing without unicorns on your feet? $24.99
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! If you’re a Targaryen, you’ll be able to wear this scarf every day, no matter what the weather. If you’re a Stark, it will keep you warm for Winter. Each scarf is knit from soft acrylic yarn and features the sigil of the house on the ends. $22.49
Off with your head! Warm your head for as long as it graces your shoulders with this Winter is Coming Beanie, an officially licensed HBO Game of Thrones collectible. The words “Winter Is Coming” are knit from soft acrylic yarn in gray on a black field. $17.99
Can you survive? Baseball bat, hand axe, gas can, katana, pistol, screwdriver, knite, sawed-off shotgun, grenade, crossbow… yep, that’s everything. Let’s roll. $19.99 – $20.99
What’re you doing on Pi Day? Reciting pi, baking pies, and eating lots of pie? That’s cool, that’s cool. How about changing it up this year and spending it with us? On Thursday, March 14, we will be hosting our first ever Geek Trivia Night at Jammin’ Java in Vienna, VA.
In preparation for the long weekend, we’ve gathered a whole lotta links together for your viewing pleasure. This should keep you satisfied during the holiday!