No stout man can be caught without a big beautiful beard! You know what they say: big beard, little man. Flaunt the beautiful beards of Middle Earth with this tee displaying the wide variety of hair art that no dwarf would be caught without. $19.99 – $21.99
Be careful with this One Ring replica from The Lord of the Rings, even the best people can’t resist its powers. Much like the One Ring in the movies, which was impervious to damage except to volcanic lava of Mount Doom, this Tungsten Carbide One Ring replica has the highest melting point of all non-alloyed […]
Add a little Trololol to your life! Trollface sits in wait amongst the fallen ruins of Meme. It will take all of your cunning to retrieve this sacred idol from the depths of the booby-trapped temple. Let’s just hope you won’t fall victim to his grinning ploys like the rest. $9.99
This is the case you’re looking for! What appears to be a solid block of carbonite containing a tiny Han Solo is actually a spring-loaded case that holds a dozen business cards. This is the case you’re looking for! Grab one, then go about your business. Move along. $24.99
Tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils. Just kidding, it doesn’t store any data. (Just evil.) $24.99
Tiny, cute plushies of three of Middle Earth’s most eligible bachelors. Wee bity cute versions of three of Middle Earth’s most eligible bachelors. Bilbo, Gollum, and Gandalf. All ready to be hugged by you as you live the story through your plushies. Awwww. $9.99
Small, durable backpacking lantern will shine light wherever you need it. This little lantern is perfect for adding a touch of light almost anywhere. It’s got a magnetic hangy-thing, and multiple light settings – including two candle modes. Plus, the star will grow an angry red when it wants feeding (fresh batteries). $39.99
Smartphone-assisted laser tag FTW! Tired of darts? Sick of chasing after small foam cylinders that seemingly disappear right when you’re under heavy fire? Then go get yourself the Hex3 AppTag and throw away those prehistoric foam tubes! $59.99
ScrewPop is like a RingPop, except you cant eat it, you can open things with it! This is one of those things that makes us think, Dear Invention Gods, why did we not think of this? The ScrewPop is four tools in one: the #2 Phillips and Flathead screwdrivers, a 1/4″ Hex Nut Driver, and […]
Pssst, how many sammiches can that thing hold? This lunchtime set comes with four Doctor Who coasters, a metal TARDIS lunch box, and a TARDIS thermos. We’re sorry that the TARDISes are not magical in any way, but hey, coasters! $29.99
12 months of demotivator designs and important dates in geek history Every month has a new demotivator design (hint: they’re funny because they’re true!), and a collection of important days in geek history. Have humor, organization, and trivia night tidbits all in one handy package! $15.99
“Hey ‘Dad’. Thought this might help hash out some of your issues… with opening the bottle!” – Luke You know what Darth Vader’s favorite beer to open with his new Death Star Bottle Opener is? An Imperial IPA! $19.99
Crew socks for Vader Dads and bounty hunters Whether you’re rooting for the Rebel Alliance or shooting at walls as a Stormtrooper, you’re going to love these crew socks. Each package contains two different designs so you can choose your allegiance every morning. $6.99
Knockout knee socks for fangirls Whether you’re rooting for the Rebel Alliance or shooting at walls as a Stormtrooper, you’re going to love these knee socks designed especially for geek gals. Each package contains two different designs. $6.99
Accurate and awesome reproduction of Fionna’s hat from Adventure Time. Fionna – adventurer extraordinaire! With Cake the cat, she’s unstoppable. She’s awesome and wonderful and . . . ok, so she’s just fan fiction. Who cares. Dress like her now! $23.99
We are cute and emotional! Sum up your favorite Marvel superhero with the simplest aspect of their personality. Proud, rowdy, moody and hot. $23.99
Prepare for your next incarnation As a human, you probably won’t live for 500 years, but who knows? The 500 Year Diary has been with The Doctor since his first incarnation and it has plenty of blank pages for you to record your adventures in time and space. $12.99
Who looks at a toothbrush and thinks, “Ooh, this could be a little more sonic”? Who looks at a toothbrush and thinks, “Ooh, this could be a little more sonic”? The Doctor does! This vibrating toothbrush will clean your pearly whites after you dirty them eating a whole box of Jammy Dodgers. $14.99