TARDIS-shaped safe that you open with your smartphone To unlock, slide your smartphone into the slot up top. Launch the app and enter your secret code. The light will blink, the TARDIS will make materializing sounds, and the door will pop open. Enter the wrong code and access will be denied. $49.99
When activated, your Dalek will shoo away intruders with talk of extermination The Dalek Desk Defender will detect movement between 6 and 9 feet away. While you’re sitting at your desk you can keep it in silent mode so it doesn’t drive you crazy with talk of extermination. Just be sure to turn it on […]
Time traveling can really suck the water out of a human. Drink up! This stainless steel water bottle is TARDIS blue and features blueprint style line art of the Doctor’s time-traveling vehicle of choice. It’s perfect for school, work, or quenching your thirst in the exhibit hall of your favorite convention. $15.99
Carbo-load, then cardio, then double-tap. The Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box is a metal lunch box ready to hold in all of your zombie fighting fuel. Pack it with Twinkies, Tactical Bacon, caffeinated gum, and energy drinks, everything you’ll need to stay alive. $12.99
Activate Beta Capsule! From Bemular to Zetton, Ultraman is ready to protect us all. Just wait for Shin Hayata to activate the Beta Capsule, and Ultraman emerges ready to save the day. Profess your love for all things Ultra with this awesome t-shirt. Also, keeps your torso warm. $17.99 – $18.99
The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. $19.99
Giant plush versions of some awesome internal organs. Organs are normally inside your body (or old movie theaters or churches – oh, sorry, not that kind of organ) and when they are on the outside, it’s normally bad. Unless these organs are plush and huggable. Then, it’s awesome! $19.99
A vinyl recreation of our favorite toad ever – with lenticular eyes! This is an awesome vinyl hypnotoad. Its eyes are lenticular, which means if you move (or move the toad) they will pulsate. That is all. We now return you to this week’s episode of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad – already in progress. $39.99
Super bedtime apparel If you want to be ready to save the world while you take a siesta, you’ll need a Superhero Union Suit. These full-body fleece pajamas are soft and cozy for sleeping and feature a dashing cape for those late night missions for justice (or the bathroom). $39.99
The spice must flow! Some like it hot! If you and your partner disagree on what it “hot enough,” you need this set of finishing salts, guaranteed to bring mouth happiness and domestic harmony to your kitchen. $39.99
Frakkin adorable super-deformed chibi style Viper and Cylon plushes demand your snuggles! For the little cylon in your life! Little plush Vipers and Cylon Raiders so you can play asteroid dog-fight without the worry of blaster burns, radiation, or exposure to a hard vacuum! Suitable for ages 3 and up! $11.99
Pull back, let go, vrooooooooooooooooom! Enjoy some physics fun with Mario and his race-crazy friends with the Mario Kart Pull Back Racers. Each car is under two inches long, so they’re the perfect size for racing down the hardwood floor of your living room or across the top of your desk. $7.99
Receive free HDTV over the airwaves The patent pending Leaf indoor television antenna is a paper thin antenna that connects to your TV and mounts on the wall, behind a picture, or just about anywhere to enable you to receive free over-the-air broadcasts. $39.99
Click here, you will. Travel to Dagobah, you will not. Now you don’t have to go to Dagobah to seek guidance from the wise Jedi Master Yoda. Looking much plusher than his 900 years, this Talking Yoda Plush can shower his wisdom on you while you cuddle up in bed. Like him you will. Promise, […]
Made from the same fabric and patterns as the original costumes The BSG Double Tank Tops have jumped from deep space into ThinkGeek’s warehouse. Crafted from the same material and using derived patterns from the 2003 series, you can now dress just like an enlisted nugget (or officer) on Galactica. $39.99
A big version of the SD Star Wars Plush AT-AT. This is just like the little SD AT-AT we sell, except it’s big. How big? About the size of a small dog, big. It’s sort of an oxymoron – “Gigantic SD” – but we’re ok with that. Because so is “Star Wars: Episode 1.” $49.99
Blast from our past. Available this weekend ONLY! Like a zombie, this shirt is back and it wants your brains (to explain it to the clueless masses). This blast from the past is ONLY AVAILABLE THIS WEEKEND, so if you want one, buy it now. $17.99 – $21.99
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Peace is a lie! So which Sith character do you think you are? Once you wear this tank top, you will know. Don’t believe us? Try it! $19.99 – $20.99
Classy fangirl To the unknowing observer, it looks like a pretty pattern, but to another Star Wars fan, it’s the coolest bag ever. Simple and subtle, this bag is perfect for a trip to the grocery store, beach, or your favorite convention. $19.99