You’re all about style, aren’t you? Let your sports flag fly at a geek event. Let your geek flag fly at a sporting event. $49.99

Don’t go changin’. Some days you need to be reminded of what an incredible piece of work the human form is. When you look in the mirror and all you see is what the the body dysmorphia tells you and not the science, it’s time for this shirt to remind you how it really is. […]

Replace your boring lightswitch with a sci-fi movie trope! The virus has escaped! Hit the Panic Button! The core is overloading! Hit the Panic Button! The hull has been breached! Hit the Panic Button! Replace your boring old light switch and turn your room into a science fiction thriller! $24.99

You’re getting something extra in your ThinkGeek order! No, it’s not poo.

Smell like four of the Avengers – Thor, Captain America, The Incredible Hulk, and Iron Man. Tony Stark, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk . . . guess what? They all smell great! And now you can smell like four of the Avengers with this smellerific 4 pack of colognes. What do they smell like? […]

Happiness is a teensy Dalek. Blind box figures for Whovians. Tired of your average LEGO minifigs? Check out these Doctor Who mini figures from Character Building. Each fully articulated action figure is sealed in the Pandorica a secret bag, so you’ll never know what you’ll get. $3.99

Helps kids make the leap from tadpole to superhero! Fun, marvel-themed swim trainer helps kids make the leap from tadpole to superhero! Available as Captain America, Iron Man, or Spiderman. $26.99

With great power comes great visibility. With great power comes great visibility. The see-through character scrim lets kids have the fun of being the hero behind the mask while keeping their eyes dry and comfortable $16.99

It’s time for some new chest armor With the warm months coming and the sun shining down on us all, we’ve begun to realize that our comfy t-shirts are looking faded and worn. Yours probably are too, after the long and balmy winter.

We got 99 problems, but a zombie-killing multitool ain’t one. It’s an axe, hammer, wrench, knife, can opener, wire cutter, file, and pliers all in one. There’s even a handsome handcrafted red oak handle that’ll look even better with the blood of a few zombies rubbed into it. Mo-Tool, no mo’ problems. $49.99

One little pill will help your body metabolize a day’s worth of caffeine faster – so you can sleep! Drink caffeine all day to stay awake. But then, at night, it’s hard to get to sleep. That’s because caffeine is still coursing through your veins. Well, one Rutaesomn pill, and your body will metabolize caffeine […]

Delicious, gourmet, chocolate marshmallow squares – 100mg of caffeine per mallow! A little chocolate marshmallow. Dang, it’s tasty. AND, it’s loaded with 100mg of caffeine. So you get a yummy and a charge all at once. Eat one and you’ll be wired. Eat more than one, and you could explode! $7.99

Never play Stairway in the wrong key. Nothing’s worse than Stairway to Heaven when it’s played in A flat major instead of A minor. Just don’t do it. There’s a reason the sign says “No Stairway.” Always be in tune, even when you have no batteries, with this solar chromatic tuner! $39.99

Renewed! Yay! Celebrate with a shirt. You know how hard it has been to keep this a secret? We’ve had this in the works for over a year. It just took us a bit to get all the details in place. What can we say? Lawyers take a long time. This is why they charge […]

Only 14 more episodes. Wonder if the alt universe got more? You know how hard it has been to keep this a secret? We’ve had this in the works for over a year. It just took us a bit to get all the details in place. What can we say? Lawyers take a long time. […]

Bad ass fully-customizable gaming mouse The Cyborg R.A.T. 9 Wireless Gaming Mouse features zero latency 2.4 Ghz wireless technology with a staggering 1ms response time as well as eleventy billion customization options from weight to feel to buttons. You’ll be at the top of your game in no time. $139.99

Throw ’em and they make a SPLAT noise. Apple, Strawberry, Pineapple, and Bomb. Fruit & bomb plush make a splat sound when you throw them. Warning: You will only be able to slice them with a real sword once. They do not have magical regenerative properties. Best to just throw or admire, okay? $9.99

One weekend only! This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. We have a limited supply of these, and they’re ONLY AVAILABLE THIS WEEKEND. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. Well, there is turning back, but you won’t get a shirt if you don’t act […]

Use the magic of a BioMetal Fiber to make this inchworm walk – add current, and the BioMetal Fiber contracts like a real muscle! In the future, robots will have muscles made out of BioMetal. When current is applied to them, they contract. This inchworm is a fun demonstration of the wonders of BioMetal, as […]

They’re back and better than ever! Stay Puft marshmallows are other-worldly delicious. Just like the ones Ray used to love as a child! $7.99