You know what this board meeting needs? More monkeys. Just because you have an office job that requires dress pants doesn’t mean your crew socks have to be boring. These comfortable cotton blend socks will make you smile with their geeky designs: Super Hero Red & Monkey Argyle. $10.99
These socks were made for geeking, and that’s just what we’ll do. Made of a soft and comfy cotton/poly blend, these socks have a wee bit of spandex so they hug your feet like tiny feet huggers. NASA geeks will love the Space style. Hate meteorites? Perhaps the Dinomite socks are more your style. $10.99
A miracle of science and love. The Plush Portal Turret is a miracle of science and love. Not only does it comfort you between test scenarios but it also talks just like a proper sentry turret. $34.99
Set of 5 magnets you can use to send (not-so-)subtle messages Forget stuff? You need these. Each set comes with five colorful arrow magnets that you can use on any magnet-friendly surface. Three sets are available: Breaking News, Gentle Reminder, and the NSFW Loud & Clear. $6.99
The incomparable Megan Lara’s encore performance! Megan Lara presents the men of Firefly in beautiful art nouveau style. Each poster is a work of art, worthy of framing and displaying anywhere in your house, office, or ceiling of your bunk, if you’re of a mind to. $39.99
DJ Harbulz is in the hizzouse Train your cat to be the next superstar DJ with the Cat Scratch DJ. This cardboard mixing deck shaped cat scratching mat features a spinning deck and poseable tone arm. It comes flat-packed, but you can fold it together in just a few minutes. $34.99
Portable high-quality turntable lets you easily convert vinyl to mp3s At first glance this turntable appears to be a mysterious black briefcase. Perhaps it contains the secret documents to the Death Star? Maybe it’s got $100,000 in cash in unmarked bills inside? Pop-open the latches and take a look inside… $99.99
Bare Paint is a multipurpose electrically conductive material perfect for all of your DIY projects. Bare Paint is a multipurpose electrically conductive material perfect for all of your DIY projects! That means you can paint electric circuits on your walls. Lights, switches, batteries, and other components not included. Awesomeness, however, is. $29.99
Three dimensional candy versions of some Nintendo superstars. Mario, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, and Diddy Kong – all in three dimensions and all delicious! These gummy candies give you both your sugar fix and your Nintendo fix all at once! Do do do do do do. Bloop. $2.99 – $7.99
Candy decorated fruit strips featuring Super Mario icons – coin, star, and mushroom! Take a square of fruit strips and decorate them with little candy balls and you have one tasty treat. Make the decorations icons from Super Mario Brothers and the candy tastes even better. Store them all in a question mark box, and […]
The delectably adorable night light – don’t eat him! This particular gummy bear is an accessory that makes an adorable nightlight for a wee geek’s room or quirky ambient lighting on the desk of a grown-up geek with a sweet tooth. $27.99
Write while in water, near water, or even under water Need to write while lounging by the pool, exploring deep in a cave, or while pulling weeds in our garden? The Waterproof Notebook is totally waterproof, so you can write on it in water, under water, near water, or just while drinking water. $14.99
Eggo ergo sum. Cook like an eggamaniac. Contains everything from classics like Egg Salad to Egg Sushi, Egg Kulambu, Noodle-Crusted Quiche, and Virgin Egg Nog. This book has 96 pages of recipes, egg factoids, and hilarious illustrations of pigs in the kitchen. $14.99
The storybook adventure of two friends as they discover the wonders of calculus This book is for the parents of future mathletes. It’s the storybook adventure of two friends as they discover the wonders of calculus. Who knows, you might even learn something yourself, parental unit! $10.99
A miracle of science and love. The Plush Portal Turret is a miracle of science and love. Not only does it comfort you between test scenarios but it also talks just like a proper sentry turret. $34.99
Now available for a limited time in Ladies styles Get a little wearable ROCK magic for yourself. The Electronic Guitar Shirt is not a toy that plays pre-canned musical riffs, it is a real musical instrument that allows you to play your favorite songs and sound great doing it. $14.99
Now available for a limited time in Girls styles Get a little wearable ROCK magic for yourself. The Electronic Guitar Shirt is not a toy that plays pre-canned musical riffs, it is a real musical instrument that allows you to play your favorite songs and sound great doing it. $14.99
If Spock = Each page of the Star Trek Book of Opposites is a full color still from The Original Series. The transporter teaches “appear” and “disappear.” Spock illustrates “calm” while Kirk shows “surprised.” A board book for wee geeks & geek parents. $9.99
Everything you need to grow your own banana tree. Quick and easy to plant and then, eventually, you’ll have grown your own jungle complete with monkeys and toucans and . . . ok, not really. But you can grow your own banana tree and if you really care for it, you’ll grow your own nanners! […]
When home improvement drives you to drink… There are many things that drive us to consume alcohol, not the least of which is home improvement. Once we’ve “finished” our home “improvement,” we could use a cold one. Why not hang a photo and then immediately reward ourselves with a beer? $8.99