He’s no good to me dead. When you’re hanging out with cargo that’s been frozen in any manner, it’s best to keep something warm handy. We humbly recommend this stylish jacket. $49.99
Because hitting bricks in real life hurts. It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this! No, wait. Wrong game. What the heck. Take this anyhow. $19.99
This is not how the world ends. You know, if you’re part of a top-secret organization you might not want to wear the jacket showing you’re a team member. Then again, a Helicarrier isn’t exactly subtle. $49.99
Some say the world will end with a bang… We follow David Malki ! in all his online incarnations. So when we told him we loved these shirts and he told us he’d let us resell them, it made us very happy. We think it’ll make you happy, too. Happy customers are good. $19.99
For those playing varsity-level evil. Unless you’re a Stormtrooper, if you live in the Star Wars universe you spend a lot of your time in flowy things easily caught in mechanical devices like paper shredders or rogue droids. Time to pick up something a little more form-fitting. $74.99
Stop, drop, and roll. Quick English lesson that’s important for science. Flammable and inflammable are synonyms, not antonyms. You know how you can be “inflamed” with emotion, i.e. “on fire”? It has the same root as “inflammable.” Now you know (we hear it’s half the battle). $19.99
Maybe it’s another drill. Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don’t yet know the comfy of the Dark Side. Hooded jackets are 60% cotton / 40% polyester with an all-around design for maximum impact. Officially licensed Star Wars apparel. $59.99
Round One: FIGHT! “It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented ‘push-ups’ in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name ‘Tesla-cize.’” – the Fact Sphere from Portal 2 $19.99
The storybook adventure of two friends as they discover the wonders of calculus This book is for the parents of future mathletes. It’s the storybook adventure of two friends as they discover the wonders of calculus. Who knows, you might even learn something yourself, parental unit! $10.99
Conquer bath time with these magically thirsty towels. One-eyed and one-horn varieties available. Gotta get your kid into the bath? Need some magical assistance? Let Eura Unicorn, Mitch Monster, and the Shark help! Soft and thirsty cotton terry towels make bath time almost as fun as a trip to Candy Mountain. $39.99
Tired of A is for Apple? Try a breath of fresh vocabulary! For your wee monkey that is tired of hearing that A is for Apple and U is for Umbrella, these blocks will offer a breath of fresh vocabulary. How about A is for Afro, H is for Hero, U is for Uvula, and […]
Time’s gone all derpy. Instead of hands, this clock features googly eyes that move slowly around to show you the hours and minutes. So at noon, both pupils are looking up. As the minutes slip away, so does the right pupil, rolling slowly around the circumference of the eye. $34.99
Keep your mitts toasty warm! Plug in these handwarmers and in just a few moments, your hands will be wonderfully toasty. And yes, you CAN type while wearing them. Get your own toasty warm hands and conquer your always-freezing office with adorable plush foodstuff. $24.99
For your health! $129.99
Take paper folding to a new dimension! These origami sets are perfect for adventures in paper folding. Each set comes with 120 sheets of paper and a 32 page instruction booklet. Choose your theme: Space, Flying, Geometric, or Animated. $8.99
Holster your phone and slap on a fake stache. Who’s laughing meow? Worn like a real FBI-style gun holster, this fun accessory is an ingenious way to keep your smartphone ready to grab at a moment’s notice. The Secret Agent Phone Holster includes stick-on seventies sideburns and a handlebar mustache. $19.99
Holds firm, removes easily, leaves no residue Used in the film industry to adhere props to walls, tables, and floors, Joe’s is an aggressive pressure-sensitive adhesive tape that holds firm, removes easily, and leaves no residue or stains behind. You’ll use it for everything! $19.99
Adds 13 decibels to the volume of your iPhone, no power necessary! Slide the Horn Stand on to your iPhone 4/4S and enjoy an additional 13 decibels of sound pressure. It requires no power from your phone’s battery! The Bone Horn Stand is good, wholesome, old-fashioned acoustical science. $9.99
Exterminate? Let’s hug it out, little Dalek. Squeeze the TARDIS and the light on top will flash as the TARDIS makes its signature flight sounds. The Daleks (in red and blue) will tell you that you are their enemy and they want to exterminate you. You’ll have to hug it out. $24.99
Snap on a Whovian case, then snap a picture of that Silent! These hard cases for the iPhone 4 and 4S are a great way to show off your Whovianity. Choose between the TARDIS, the 11th Doctor, or a trio of Daleks in red, white, and yellow. $29.99