Perfect portion controlled brownies, all edges! Got a craving for a crunchy on the edges, soft in the middle, delicious all over brownie? With the Brownie Bar Factory and a box of brownie mix, you can feed your Hungry Chocolate Beast in just 5-8 minutes of baking time. $26.99

Healthy donut holes? That’s unpossible! Or am it? Ever wonder what happens to the holes in your delicious donuts? They’re harvested into their own tiny pop-em-in-your-mouth pastries that are perfectly tasty in their own right. Now you can make ’em without the overhead of making a whole donut first! $26.99

Protection for your gadgets when on the road Protect your gadgets while traveling with this handy portable surge protector! $19.99

What every Viper jock and BSG fan needs on their keys! The venerable Mk. II viper is a gorgeous piece of kit, in the hands of a skilled pilot. Though you can’t fly one, personally, you can carry what every Viper jock has attached to their keys! $9.99

New Stargate Universe Coasters! They are your Destiny! Once proud interplanetary gateways, now keeps rings off your table $29.99

Bite my shiny metal token! Ready to play the game of yesteryear in the world of tomorrow? Use your Professorland Fun Bucks to buy Planet Express, Future-Roma, and Mom’s Friendly Robot Company. Collectible tokens include everyone’s favorite robot with a shiny metal posterior. $39.99

Let your nerdy baby set up their own flowcharts. Is this awesome? –> YES. When Baby is ready to go with the flow(chart), this 29 piece set is the place to start. Help your wee geek arrange the process pieces, decision points, and flow arrows to create a delightful baby-themed flowchart. $34.99

Get ready to rumble! Bring a cold drink. You’re rough and tumble, ready for anything. The moment some young punk comes at you with a bottle, you can take care of them with the flip of a switch. But, there’s no blade, here! Snikt! You’ve got a handy bottle opener! Crazy boy. $19.99

Charge up this tiny flashlight using your computer’s USB port Got a blackout at the office? No problem! Just unplug your mini flashlight from your computer and you’ll be ready to fight your way to secure the doors before the zombies break in. Tiny flashlight gives 2+ hours of light after a 1.5 hour charge. […]

Problem accessing new mouse. Abort, Retry, Fail? All the style of the days of big hair, blue eyeshadow, and leather, but the insides of a fancy optical mouse. Just as long as you have an available USB port, you can swap it in for your regular mouse and sing some Journey while you click around […]

Create your own temporary glow-in-the-dark designs on your shirt Design your own shirt with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius. $24.99

Prove your smarts once and for all with this IQ Test Are you an undiscovered Einstein? Open this box, complete the test, and return it in the postage paid envelope. In less than a month, you’ll receive a certificate declaring exactly how smart you are in a (hopefully) three-digit number. $19.99

Be careful, there’s dihydrogen monoxide inside! If you’re in need of some acute tissue hydration, store your dihydrogen monoxide in one of these. Available in black (44 oz) or white (22 oz), these beauties feature the Aperture logo on one side and a warning about the deadly nature of H2O on the other. $17.99 – […]

If Chell had an iPad, she’d carry it in this. It’s bright orange to match Chell’s jumpsuit and features black and white details, including the Aperture Laboratories logo and a rubberized grommet to feed your headphone cord through so you can listen to your tunes while pondering your next test. $29.99

The perfect after-SPAM mints – in a SPAM shaped tin! At the fancier restaurants, they give you a mint after your meal. So, why not have a mint catered to your SPAM? Eat a delicious meal, get a delicious cinnamon mint. It’s that simple. $3.99

PotatOS au Gratin, anyone? If you missed the children’s Science Fair at Aperture Labs, no worry! Follow the directions and in minutes you’ll turn a mild-mannered Russet potato into your very own PotatOS that lights up and will insult you, just like old times. $29.99

Easy to assemble kit lets you suspend a magnet in mid air. Simple lines, easy to assemble, and lovely to behold. This kit will let you artfully suspend a magnet in mid air. Pitting gravity against electromagnetism; force against force. For what? For the simple fact that you can. Make science do your bidding! $49.99

3D metal-printed twisted polyhedrons for you math-heads out there! These outrageously beautiful mathematic shapes require a twisted mathematical mind to unwarp. 3D printed in solid metal, these little sphereoids are so convoluted, they could confound even the most ordered mind. $59.99

Turn anything into the property of Aperture Science. If you dream of being an employee of Aperture Laboratories, this decal set is for you. Turn anything you own into the property of Cave Johnson & crew by slapping a decal on it. Each kit comes with one large die cut vinyl decal and two smaller […]

21 ____ (adjective) stories for scruffy _____ (plural noun) In this book, you’ll find 21 _____ (adjective) stories that include your favorite characters and events from the Star Wars movies. Whether you’re a _______ (adjective) ________ (noun), a _______ (rank of royalty), or a droid, you’ll have a great time.